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Dateline

A morning show weatherman sharting himself at the White House qualifies as Edward R Murrow-style hard news.

#yeah i did it #i don't give a fuck #Billy Mack attack would fucking die #i mean will macavoy from the newsroom #when will the newsroom ep pertaining to this incident air?#sharting #al roker #aaron sorkin is so happy right now #dateline

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This Barbara Walters interview Mariah Carey is still a boss.

The Newsroom

This show could easily be replaced by an hour of footage of Will McAvoy telling every woman around him: “You’re doing everything wrong.”

#how you gonna do kathryn hahn like that #wow i see what you did with the episode title there #the newsroom #the snoozeroom #aaron sorkin #jeff daniels #will mcavoy #facts #lies #i love facts #i hate lies #aaron sorkin loves heroin

The Newsroom This is the look that Charlie Skinner gets when he realizes there's sabotage afoot, and if you see this look you'd better shut your fucking mouth while he pieces the details together.

#you know he's a good boss because he's irreverent #you know he's a good boss because he thinks about the love lives of those in his employ #the newsroom #aaron sorkin #sam waterston #charlie skinner #starting a new tumblr devoted to sam waterston's facial expressions

The Newsroom What passes for a good presentation graphic in the newsroom is a generic 3d rendering of a mythic creature, arbitrary highlighting of a North American map, and some terse, dubious bullet points.

#what the fuck i thought this show was about facts #aaron sorkin: marginalizing non-white actors since forever #the newsroom #dev patel #aaron sorkin

The Newsroom When Sam Waterston gives you this look, he is about to kick your fucking ASS, no matter how many protein bars you ate.

#why don't his eyebrows match his hair #charlie is such a maverick #the newsroom #aaron sorkin #sam waterston #charlie skinner

The Newsroom White college girls are only capable of asking banal questions like: "Can you explain why America is the greatest country in the world?"

#aaron sorkin hates young people #will mcavoy's speech is te worst period soliloquy period ever period written period period period #we just decided to make a show about how great aaron sorkin is #the newsroom #will mcavoy #aaron sorkin #mackenzie mchale is tge worst period name period ever period period period

The Newsroom Will McAvoy exists in an alternate dimension where the aesthetic appeal of Jeff Daniels's face is so irresistible to women that he maintains a stable of women that includes professional cheerleaders and exotically beautiful neurosurgeons.

#NBD #aaron sorkin sucks his own dick on the reg #billy mack aka big papi #the newsroom #aaron sorkin #jeff daniels #will mcavoy

The Newsroom

It's socially acceptable to suck the face off your asshole boyfriend while your coworkers look on.

#aaron sorkin #aaron sorkin loves white people so much #get rid of everyone except dev patel #jeff daniels #mackenzie mchale #the newsroom #this show is fucked the fuck up #where do those stairs go #why should i root for any of these self-important douchebags #will mcavoy

True Blood

It's possible to have a hit show with a huge number of story lines that absolutely no one cares about.

#arlene and terry #jessica hoyt jason love triangle #sheriff and holly #sam and the indian chick #reverend and jason #jessica parties with rando college kids who we have no vested interest in #more filler than shitty dog food #true blood #alan ball

True Blood

In the Alan Ball True Blood universe, literally everyone is gay.

#name one character who hasn't had a gay moment #Everyone's gay. - Alan Ball #Bill Compton #Eric #Russell #Russell's dead boyfriend #Lafayette #Tara #Sam Merlotte #Jason Stackhouse #Jesus #The Vampire reverend guy #I hear that the water in Arkansas is hard #True Blood

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I went camping with these marvelous creatures last night. Here is all of us, minus Brian, who arrived on bike moments later.

The real question is: y’all like my tuft of chest hair?

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Glamping was a huge success and I’m stuck in Carroll Gardens for HOURS waiting to RETURN A RENTAL CAR that ALMOST RAN OUT OF GAS in the middle of a STREET FAIR and I never ever want to drive again but whoops too bad I have to in a few hours because rental cars are one of the world’s biggest nightmares.

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Bobby Finger's Tumblr

Seeing hipsters camping makes me not want to camp anymore.

The Wicker Man (2006)

The entire concept of the Oscar-nominated film Inception was spawned from this amazingly executed dream-within-a-dream sequence in the 2006 remake of The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage. Also, Nic Cage can dive the shit out of water.

#your daughter is clearly a doll #redraw the eyebrows between takes #The Wicker Man #Nic Cage

George RR Martin's Official Website

Creating a wildly popular and financially successful book series that has spawned a critically acclaimed HBO television series doesn't necessarily mean that your website won't look like spacetime wormhole portal back to the early 1990s.

#love the errored countdown to S2 #i'll just use this shitty photo of myself in front of a tree #but jon snow is the tits though #GRRM #George R.R. Martin #A Song of Fire and Ice #Game of Thrones

Recent photographs of Jason Mraz

Jason Mraz decided to grow his hair out.

#sup jesus #what's the appeal #how to age yourself 10 years #jason mraz #mr a to z

International Love Video

Pitbull thinks that some people don't know the real definition of "visa".

#international dumbasses #douchebag overload #die #destruction of all that is good #pitbull is terrible #so fucking stupid #chris brown #pitbull #international love

Degrassi the Next Generation

Canadian high school rivalries can get intense. And stabby.

#JT gets deaded #liberty use your cell phone #senseless deaths #JT Yorke #Degrassi #Liberty

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