Things I’ve Said Out Of Context

I say a lot of weird things on a daily basis And i wanted to share it

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You should start howling at the moon, see if it grants you powers

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Sometimes you miss your nap time to not seem rude

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The only thing i know about color theory is that you can put blue on a turkey

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Maybe i’m just hungry and those tacos will fix me

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Everything is possible with necromancy

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Why won’t you wail into the night?

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I came to tell you my tales of woe…

… i got the hiccups

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You were foolish to trust those chickens

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I don’t need to know what kind of turds your kids make

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I’m going to force fed them my blorbo

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Thirty crows of judgement for the swine that didn’t come back here

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He was just a silly little frog with a dream

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Imagine this…

Lights out, me playings jigs in the dark

✨Haunting people ✨

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Do not!!!

Ive been ugly for three years straight!!

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Only to get it back three months later

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When i was young and didn’t speak english i used to sing-a-long gibberish that in my mind sounded close.

But now that i do speak english i have evolved to singing fake Finnish.

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My third eye is open 👁️ to a burger king combo

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Im tasting Jesus on this sandwich tonight