Things Kevin Would Wear

A blog collecting clothing that the double of an incredibly tacky radio host might wear. (Inspired by shitcecilpalmerwouldwear and thingstaakowouldwear) UPDATES ARE AS SPORADIC AS KEVIN APPEARANCES

[shiftythrifting]

brooklyn goodwill, what does it mean

Di(ana)ed

[shiftythrifting]

What. what is going on at this thrift store???

(they kept popping up in different sections of the store)

they couldn't find someone to have their back :(

[vintagecandy]

last of the being silly and playing dress up with old men

[ex0skeletal-undead]

“Human Skin” Trench Coat Commission by DarkSeedCreations on Etsy

[cishetlessfashion]

Bought my friend the 911 for girls dress

[cishetlessfashion]

She loved it btw! I'm getting another friend a dress and getting the shirt version for myself so we all match :)

[shirtsthatgohard]

[grongleboy]

told my manager today that i wish i had a shirt that said “i love vaccines, autism, and abortions” to wear to work (we have a big conservative clientele) and immediately she said “i can make one for you. does your partner want one? i want one too. we can get staff shirts.”

i’ve never felt happier in a workplace

[grongleboy]

guys….. it’s here

[shirtsthatgohard]

[time-woods]

HERE THEY ARE!! this is going to have to be a 2 parter post cause I can only do 10 at a time— I’ve collected so mans of these dumb shirts on Pinterest

[poisonedsequin]

marni fall 2023 rtw

[c0sm1cpr1nc3]

Night Vale weather report

F I N N · Playlist · 194 songs · 68 likes

Just so y’all know I have made a playlist of every wtnv weather song (including the ones not on spotify) and it is currently the only fully up-to-date weather playlist on spotify. 

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Here is a link to the local files , Download this folder and then in settings add ‘Weather’ as a source of local files and you should be able to listen on spotify.

[chewaai]

As Welcome to Night Vale is gaining another burst of popularity, I do wish to send out a warning to people who are very sensitive to psychotic episodes: be careful if you want to listen to it

If you're the type of person who has #unreality blacklisted, don't listen to too many episodes in a row/maybe avoid it all together?

Stay safe <3

[3amsnow-deactivated20241128]

i was and still am unable to listen to it but here's what i remember about it that may be helpful to others and i would greatly appreciate input from people who actually listened to more of it

night vale is, in essence, about a really weird town. the unreality is constant.

- there are many things in it that can trigger paranoia and delusions, like the faceless old woman and 4th wall breaks

- cecil will repeatedly say certain things aren't real

- cecil repeats things frequently

- doppelgangers

- angels

- droning music

- cecil will change his tone to say something ominous, then go back to talking normal

and please remember, what doesn't cause psychotic episodes for one person may cause them for another. just because something doesn't bother you doesn't mean it won't bother someone else, so please fucking tag unreality. it's not infantilizing just do it

the unreality tag is helpful even when people don't blacklist it.

[bosstheme-deactivated20230322]

additional triggers from someone who keeps up with the podcast:

-frequently, cecil narrates stories in the 2nd person ("you"). this can be upsetting because he's narrating things that aren't actually happening

-there are descriptions of gore and body horror

-cecil also has multiple experiences comparable to dissociation, derealization, or similar episodes.

-verbal repetiton

[sexymanotddd]

CONGRATULATIONS TO CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER, WINNER OF THE 2023 TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

[kerink]

OUR tumblr sexyman victory

[apricots-on-a-holiday]

Goodnight, Reigen. Goodnight.

[thingskevinwouldwear]

hey if any of you know an active wtnv discord server i can drop into i really want to talk to other fans about how much cecil and wtnv as a whole mean to me with people who get it -mod teeth

[kerink]

[VD: A clip from Welcome to Night Vale of Cecil saying, "Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again." The background is the Night Vale cover art. End VD] id thanks to @princess-of-purple-prose

@sexymanotd @princess-of-purple-prose #cecilsweep