Things My Husband Says While Gaming

My husband is a gamer. This is a collection of things I hear him say out of context that I find hilarious. You're welcome.

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

Let me tell you, me getting shot is never voluntary.

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

I’m gonna create a command that’s “vape” and all it’s gonna say is “shhhh”

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

Are we not friends? Why not, what the frick?

[just-shower-thoughts]

As kids we used to hate having to sit and watch people play video games while we waited. Now people have made entire careers out of having people watch them sit and play video games.

[baelonthebrave]

when you fail a level 20 times and the loading screen is like “remember you can always change the difficulty setting in the options menu!! :))”

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

I hope you were entertained, ‘cause I was not.

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

That’s why I hate math.

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

Sometimes I forget to pay attention to my life.

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

Here we go! Bibbidibobbidiboo.

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

We're tied with the Russians now.

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

I'll just smash on some minions until I get four points.

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

Oh my gosh someone tamed a T-Rex!

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

Why can't you punch the cactus?

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

Taking care of the ogre, take care of me!

[thingsmyhusbandsayswhilegaming]

Alright Jeffrey let's go to the penguin pond