Stupid Things Said in my Latin Class

My Latin class is full of idiots, so i made this. Please enjoy. :)        EHEU

[thoodleoo]

me when i understand two words in the passage i’m trying to translate

[thingsmylatinclasssaid]

yep thats about it

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"opus Winfrey"

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QOTD 8-30

Student: your extra credit is like .01

Teacher, interrupting: Excuse me, I don’t like you 

[gen-z-culture-is]

Gen Z culture is

Having zero knowledge on how to properly use a semicolon

[thingsmylatinclasssaid]

bless my eighth-grade english teacher for telling us how to use it since its “her favorite punctuation mark”

[anbeegod-deactivated20211226]

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this.

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QOTD 5-8

Teacher: the Romans didn't have refined sugar it wasn't invented yet

Student: i don't know there's sugar in Minecraft

[catosuggestions]

dionysus this. bacchanalia that. have you not heard about the SENATUS CONSULTUM DE BACCHANALIBUS. don’t you people know that it’s ILLEGAL to observe the sacred rites either in public or private or outside the city, unless the PRAETOR URBANUS gives permission at a SENATE MEETING with a minimum of 100 senators? it’s like you WANT to be EXECUTED. honestly what is the point of inscribing these things on BRASS if nobody READS them

[redthepear]

I will dress like a gay classics professor from the 1920s or I will die trying

[thingsmylatinclasssaid]

this

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“stop texting i take that as a personal insult”

- my teacher to another student on their phone while im making this post 

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QOTD 4-29

Teacher: there are three moods

Student: ooh cranky

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SCIENCE EDITION WOO

teacher, when someone brought up our school’s production of the sound of music: were you Hitler

[thingsmylatinclasssaid]

teacher: are you jacob (last name) no youre jacob (other last name) all of these jewish names are confusing me.

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QOTD 4-24

iM bAcK

teacher: arent you all glad youre in this class

*a few mumbles of “meh” “not really”*

teacher: yES YOU ARE

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QOTD 4-3

teacher: did i ever tell you the story of the time i ate a whole box of samoas and threw up.

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QOTD 4-2

teacher: you’re missing lunch to be here? I’ve never missed a meal for anyone

student: oh we know

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QOTD 3-29

Teacher: *sniffs*

Teacher: i smell cheetos

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QOTD3-27

teacher: you can't buy anything for a dollar 

student 1: you could buy a kiss

student 2: yeah

student 3: three kisses right here