me when i understand two words in the passage i’m trying to translate
yep thats about it
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@thingsmylatinclasssaid
me when i understand two words in the passage i’m trying to translate
yep thats about it
"opus Winfrey"
QOTD 8-30
Student: your extra credit is like .01
Teacher, interrupting: Excuse me, I don’t like you
Gen Z culture is
Having zero knowledge on how to properly use a semicolon
bless my eighth-grade english teacher for telling us how to use it since its “her favorite punctuation mark”
QOTD 5-8
Teacher: the Romans didn't have refined sugar it wasn't invented yet
Student: i don't know there's sugar in Minecraft
dionysus this. bacchanalia that. have you not heard about the SENATUS CONSULTUM DE BACCHANALIBUS. don’t you people know that it’s ILLEGAL to observe the sacred rites either in public or private or outside the city, unless the PRAETOR URBANUS gives permission at a SENATE MEETING with a minimum of 100 senators? it’s like you WANT to be EXECUTED. honestly what is the point of inscribing these things on BRASS if nobody READS them
I will dress like a gay classics professor from the 1920s or I will die trying
“stop texting i take that as a personal insult”
- my teacher to another student on their phone while im making this post
QOTD 4-29
Teacher: there are three moods
Student: ooh cranky
SCIENCE EDITION WOO
teacher, when someone brought up our school’s production of the sound of music: were you Hitler
teacher: are you jacob (last name) no youre jacob (other last name) all of these jewish names are confusing me.
QOTD 4-24
iM bAcK
teacher: arent you all glad youre in this class
*a few mumbles of “meh” “not really”*
teacher: yES YOU ARE
QOTD 4-3
teacher: did i ever tell you the story of the time i ate a whole box of samoas and threw up.
QOTD 4-2
teacher: you’re missing lunch to be here? I’ve never missed a meal for anyone
student: oh we know
QOTD 3-29
Teacher: *sniffs*
Teacher: i smell cheetos
QOTD3-27
teacher: you can't buy anything for a dollar
student 1: you could buy a kiss
student 2: yeah
student 3: three kisses right here