Things People Say That I Like

I'll put something here. Maybe I won't, actually.

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When I'm at home, I'm not trying to impress anyone.

Sommie, after I pointed out that eating pizza with no shirt on is the ultimate in bachelorhood

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Kiss From A Rose: the original Dougie.

Ravi P

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Using a crappy API isn't a very good excuse for having a crappy product.

Pierce, in reference to an unfortunate error string in the Apache Commons CLI library

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Oh, I read about REST.

Pierce, after someone said he was going to rest his eyes.

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I don't know. Self-sufficient vs finding a man...

M.F.B., trailing off while mimicking a balance with his hands

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Those Biebers just keep reproducing.

Danielle

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What's wrong with my jorts?

Sam, multiple times

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Yeah, maybe 7 type parameters was too many.

Pierce

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I kind of like actually knowing.

David

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Where would you end up that isn't the Bay Area?

Ravi, as if the possibility were absurd

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It's called Kombucha.

Birdie, matter-of-factly, on a karaoke place that doesn't let customers bring in alcohol

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What is the name of the Jewish boy with the Facebook? Zuckerberger? I met him. A very nice boy. Also the Jewish boy from Google, a nice boy.

Shimon Peres, on meeting the founders of Facebook and Google

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Christos' award was 'Most Proved'.

Roy, in response to a suggestion that I might have won Most Improved had I attended the math department's graduation ceremony

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Etymology

(09:56:10 AM) David: if undeduplicating isn't a word, it should be

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No, you're chunky like smooth peanut butter.

M.H., after calling David smooth like chunky peanut butter

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Parvsplosion

(01:05:34 AM) Parvathy: you have followers on your blah? (01:05:36 AM) Parvathy: *blah (01:05:38 AM) Parvathy: *blah (01:05:39 AM) Parvathy: *blah (01:05:41 AM) Parvathy: *FUCK (01:05:43 AM) Parvathy: *BLAG

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Semi-Intended

(11:19:15 PM) Me: what a clusterfuck (11:19:18 PM) Me: no pun intended (11:19:25 PM) David: come on, that was intended (11:19:35 PM) David: your games won't fool me (11:19:47 PM) David: playing coy and the like