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Elect them into office,
Happy (terrifying) election night, America! Go vote (but please not Trump)!
Let them decide which episode of The Walking Dead to watch. ...Brutal.
let them do “weather” reports.
Oldie but a goodie!
Let them help spruce up the house.
Trust their signs.
Invite them to your Independence Day barbecue.
Have a great day and be safe!
HAPPY ‘MURICA DAY!
Use their perfume.
(Back from Italy. Had fun. Caught a cold. >:O)
Hire one as a personal chef.
Sorry guys! I’m in Italy this week and things just got ahead of me, and I totally forgot to do a post ahead of time. Will have one up next week on schedule, but for now here is one of my old favourites! :)
Hire them as travel agents.
Let them make you a piping hot cup of tea.
I was too busy today to get a new post up, so I’ll reblob this one today and get a new one up for Sunday instead!! In the meantime, make yourselves a nice hot cuppa tea!! :D
Leave them in the freezer too long. (Couldn’t resist a little GoT humour there, sorry!)
Fall for the old kissing booth trick.
Let them plan your wedding.
Shamelessly reblogging this super relevant GoT related advice as I’m under the weather this week!
Suddenly become a fan-favorite character.
Celebrate birthdays.
Reblobbing this one because this blog turns one years old today!! Happy to be the most effective guide out there when the zombie apocalypse happens! :P
Ask them to teach your parrot to speak.
Ask for their music recommendations.