houston, we have chutney!

callum / flo ★ any pronouns ★ uk ★ avfc / enft / wtnv / utdr

[thinkpadposter]

in my mind, everything is about football. except for football, which is about found families and love

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EVERYTHING IS ABOUT FOOTBALL EXCEPT FOR FOOTBALL WHICH IS ABOUT LOVE. BY THE WAY.

[idkwhatsw]

yummy protein

[thinkpadposter]

up the wolves by the mountain goats was written about me and me alone. sorry everyone else

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don't care + didn't ask + i'm gonna get myself in fighting trim + scope out every angle of unfair advantage + i'm gonna bribe the officials + i'm gonna kill all the judges + it's gonna take you people years to recover from all of the damage + our mother has been absent ever since we founded rome + there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home

[thinkpadposter]

up the wolves by the mountain goats was written about me and me alone. sorry everyone else

[thinkpadposter]

your baseline will always look different. yesterday i got through writing 2k words with no problem, and i only stopped because i needed to be up early in the morning. today i wrote 500 words and then stopped so that i could send a picture of my total word count being 6,007 to like 3 people and laugh about it

[never-obsolete]

Lenovo ThinkPad X60 Tablet (2006)

[purepathologist]

this man went missing for three weeks recently and then showed back up, a little skinny but otherwise happy and uninjured, out of nowhere. he's grounded rn

oh what a strange man .... I love the way this photo is taken it looks like he's on a zoom call

[thinkpadposter]

my cat was napping on me for a while and he was so chill and comfortable and purring and then i started singing murdaside to him and he immediately ran away LMFAOOO

[thinkpadposter]

motivating myself to go to the gym by telling myself i can't listen to malevolent unless i'm at the gym. and then i get 4 workouts done in a row because i need to Know what Happens to these Gay people

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Can I be so actually fucking honest I have neither been to the gym nor listened to Malevolent since posting this

[thinkpadposter]

(staring into a bathroom mirror while gripping the sink and sobbing loudly and trembling so hard that i can barely stand) Transfers are simply a part of association football. Sometimes, a player that you really like from the football club that you support will transfer to another club. This decision will often be financially beneficial for your club, and therefore worth the upset of letting go of a player. That's just part of being a fan. You'll go through it with all your favourite players at some point, so you have to get used to it.

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... maybe i should buy replacement ear pads

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fixed 😙

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every morning i ask myself where tf my glasses are and the answer is always "i forgot to take them off until 20 seconds before i fell asleep and i completely missed my table while trying to put them down and now they're halfway down the street off to buy a vape and a lotto ticket"

[thinkpadposter]

moodboard for tonight

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moodboard for rest of tonight

[h3llosadness]

ok so england lost the semi-final. argentina v spain final. whatever man who fucking caressss i'm just gonna go listen to every defeat a divorce (three lions) by los campesinos! on loop for the next 4 days because i care so fucking little about the fact that we lost

[thinkpadposter]

No fr who even cares it's just a game hahahahaha imagine being invested in a football game hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I SAID WHO EVEN CARES 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IT'S JUST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A GAME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[thinkpadposter]

good news mutuals you don't need to see me post about the world cup until next year now

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ref i think the match is over? ref i think that's full time? ref you can blow the whistle now? pPlease ref Im scared

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Finally an argentine yellow and it's for a foul against Rogers. GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER