if you’re anything like me

it’s been proven I can’t keep up with Taylor Swift, I’m still stuck in the 1989 era. However, I’m the number one King of My Heart stan. 22. Tara. I also may randomly turn into a The Flash / GG blog sometimes.

[thesaltyscorpio]

We don’t ship Thomas and Teresa because

1. It doesn’t make any sense

2. That’s what WICKED would have wanted

3. Newt exists

[newtmqs-deactivated20200629]

they’re such good friends 😩😩😩 i wish i had friends like this too damn 👌👌👌😩😩👌👌👌

[newtmqs-deactivated20200629]

Newt, Newt, Newt, Thomas thought, feeling as if the very air around him were turning black.

[newtparadise]

The Maze Runner + Onion [3/?]

[newtparadise]

The Maze Runner + Onion [4/?]

[newtparadise]

The Maze Runner + Onion [2/?]

[newtparadise]

The Maze Runner + Onion [1/?]

[newtmqs-deactivated20200629]

good job, Thomas.

[positivity-roses]

Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits on someone else’s dream, a.k.a an asshole 

[thinkwhereyoufirstmetme-blog]

Chuck: Kiss the prettiest person in this room!

Thomas: Teresa?

Teresa: *blushes* yes?

Thomas: Please move, I’m trying to get to Newt.

[myhusbandylan]

OMG I CAN’T BREATHE

[ronanlysnch]

“dear thomas, this is the first letter i can remember writing. obviously i don’t know if i wrote any before the maze. but, even if it’s not my first, it’s likely to be my l a s t . i want you to know that i’m not scared. well not of dying, anyway, it’s more forgetting. it’s l o s i n g m y s e l f to this virus, that’s what scares me. so every night i’ve been saying their names out loud. alby. winston. chuck. and i just repeat them over and over like a p r a y e r , and it all comes flooding back. just the little things like where the sun used to hit the glade at that perfect moment right before it slipped beneath the walls. and i remember the taste of frypan’s stew – i never thought i’d miss that stuff so much. i remember y o u , i remember the first time you came up in the box, just a scared little greenie who couldn’t even remember his own name. from that moment you ran into the maze i knew i would follow you anywhere. and i have. we all have. if i could do it all over again, i w o u l d . and i wouldn’t change a thing. and my h o p e for you is that when you’re looking back years from now you’ll be able to say the same. the future is in your hands now tommy, and i know you’ll find a way to do what’s right. you always have. take care of everyone for me. and take care of yourself. you d e s e r v e to be happy. thank you for being my friend. goodbye mate, newt.”

[beautyandtheren]

yes, I actually spent about a minute of my precious time on earth making this

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[butidontevenlikezebras]

In Star Wars they don’t say ‘I love you’ they say ‘You come from nothing. You’re nothing. But not to me.’ And I think that’s beautiful.

[anakinchristensen]

Ily: I love you

Ilysm: I love you so much

Ycfnynbntm: You come from nothing. You’re nothing. But not to me

[jjsnrk]

“You’re a monster.” “Yes I am.”   OH mah , What have I done .