good morning.

Teeny, tiny, little Brittany.

[rocknrollercoaster]

[lexmess]

apparently Dennys really likes Brand New

[ellegolightly]

Wait… This is so incongruous that I love it.

[thirdengine]

love this.

[thirdengine]

I wanted to try on a pair of Christian Louboutin's my mom's doctor boyfriend had bought her, and this is the conversation that followed. We normally wear the same size shoes, but these felt so snug I thought I was going to lose a toe.

If you've ever wondered where I get my sass, it's pretty obvious I got it from my momma.

[davidbowiesboyfriend-deactivate]

[sass-and-ass]

HAHAHAHahahahHAHahahaahahha omg

[thirdengine]

This is something my mom would do. ahaha.

[adobopunk]

[rraaaarrl]

[thefrogman]

I don’t know how to goat. But I’m learning. 

[mala-educacion]

OMG the caption is perfect

[dutchster]

Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

[howesineteyaka]

“DON’T BE A LITTLE PENIS!” Ahhhahahaha I can’t breathe!

[thirdengine]

Loved this.

[heytinafey]

omg just watch

[lampsarepeopletoo]

i love her

[thirdengine]

This just made my day. I've never seen someone laugh so much during an interview. I love it. 

[kelleeeee]

So the California Academy of Sciences has an app - Pocket Penguins - that’s a live feed of penguins.

[thirdengine]

I will always reblog the cutest animals in existence. 

[captainsensible]

[jenandthecity]

but really.

[thirdengine]

Burritos would've been an acceptable answer as well. 

[lilitik-deactivated20230409]

[paralysedbeaver]

[thirdengine]

This is all I need in life.

[suicideblonde]

Charlotte Free

[thirdengine]

I will never look at this woman the same way, for reasons I'm not at liberty to discuss.

[pytsteph]

I feel like getting drunk at Disneyland.

[thirdengine]

Welcome to my life. Get a pass and let's make it happen. Jas has one, too, so the possibilities are endless. To infinity and beyond, if you will. 

[queenbeyiseverything]

[port-au-princess]

best couple ever♥

[thirdengine]

People conveniently forget that Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce. Further proof that even celebrities are humans prone to making mistakes. 

[actuallydylan]

[nsfwhumor]

[yarrahs-life-deactivated2014090]

*slides down wall*

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

MY LIFE

[honeyrenaissance]

Painfully accurate.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

too real

[ericatheory]

Like I said he drives me crazy. Ugh.

[thirdengine]

This looks like one giant mustache. Que precious mijita!