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  (18+) Welcome to Chris Evans thirst central. Share your thirstiest thots with us by ask or by tagging us. We track #thirstycevans

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Am I allowed to follow you if I'm a minor (17). Or would you prefer I don't?

We’d prefer you to unfollow since you’re a minor. You are more than welcome to come back when you’re 18!

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Our Precious Meatball

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He had no right showing up like this.

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GOD, HELP ME. HE'S TOO MUCH.

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This is straight up p*rn.

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I just know as a form of punishment Llyod bought a tattoo gun and tattooed his ownership somewhere on you.

😳 I can so image him doing this!! He’d have a wicked time figuring out where to ink his initials. On your shoulder? At the base of your neck? Perhaps the swell of your breast? The options are endless. 🥵

xx Ozzie

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So I want to be under this man as he does push-ups and then, after the last one, crushes me and smothers me with kisses. Then he will start moving his body making me get aroused.

I’d gladly be smothered by that man 🥵

xx Ozzie

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How do you guys feel about the whole DD/LG stuff? 🫣 like is that cool to ask about or no? Just curious!

Personally I'm not into that AT ALL. @ozarkthedog, you??? 😝

- Lili

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It depends. I don’t mind it to a certain extent so feel free to send asks and I’ll do my best to answer them. But if I feel uncomfortable I’ll say so. 🤗

xx Ozzie

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good morning to this h*e.

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How do you guys feel about the whole DD/LG stuff? 🫣 like is that cool to ask about or no? Just curious!

Personally I'm not into that AT ALL. @ozarkthedog, you??? 😝

- Lili

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CHRIS EVANS as Lloyd Hansen in The Gray Man (2022).

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THIS IS SO HOT, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PANTIES DROP WORTHY

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Hello to my fav hoes😍✨🥺🔥

Question: do you think Lloyd would entertain the idea of having anything in his ass? Mayhaps a strap on..? 👉👈

HEEEEY. Considering that he's a complete dom I would say no. 😂

He might ask you to have something up your ass tho..... 👀

- Lili

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Chris would you use his beard to give his girl beard burns and make her cum all over his face.

We’ve all seen what he can do with his tongue—

So yes, he’d def eat pussy like a man that was starved for dayssssss

xx Ozzie

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chris is one who'd love to see his lady masturbate.

I mean...HELLOOOO. all of that wetness was caused BY HIM. he'd have to watch and maybe boss around a bit like the dom he is.

I'll just see myself out. thanks.

- Lili

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remember that he is walking around somewhere looking like THIS. 

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how good a lover do you think chris is? do you think he's attentive to the woman's needs?

I personally think he's a great lover but he's probably different with his partner depending if he's in love or not. His level of commitment to his partners is 100% different in my opinion. But let's put it this way I don't mind if he doesn't wanna cuddle in the end, as long as he f*cks me senseless. ok? I'm good. I know how it works. 😂

- Lili

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I’M SORRY. WTAF!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTOPHER. PPL DIEEEEED.