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When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
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āI canāt stand how weāre treated.ā
Young girl to Charlotte City Council after shooting death of Keith Lamont Scott.
This goddamned country should be brought to its knees in shame. #Hate it!
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This had me crying when I seen this
watch this and keep in mind that the rate of black youth committing suicide has never been higher than it is right now. racism kills. literally.
Iām so glad my mom listened to this stuff when I was a kid
6lack killed this cover. I love his voice.
He sounds like a singing Mos Def. Love it!
This was very soothing
legit one of my favourite songs
So beautiful! Never never he sounded so good!
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I literally do not care what you look like naked. I donāt care if you have stretch marks, a chubby tummy, or hair on your belly. I donāt care if your thighs touch. I donāt care if you forgot to shave. I literally do not care about any of those things. The only thing I care about is teasing and pleasing the fuck out of you. Aināt no stretch mark or hair gonna stop me from hearing you scream my name. When I love you Iām loving all of you.
Reblog if youāre a girl and I can dirty talk to you when Iām hornyĀ
Iām taking a poll, smile or smirk? Caption: Gay to my very sole. Ba dum tssss
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How about rain sounds you can customize?Ā
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Itās going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow wonāt be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means thereās going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good nightās sleep. Youāll feel better in the morning.Ā
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18
The day she was born
The doctor said
āitās a boy.ā
and proceeded to wrap her in blue.
When she was one,
she was called big, fierce, and strong;
She just went along.
And she always wore blue.
When she was two,
She was given toy construction vehicles,
plastic dinosaurs,
and a gun - that shot bubbles.
When she was three,
she told her mom that she wasnāt happy,
she wasnāt who she wanted to be,
She was a boy.
Her mom assumed it was a phase
and figured things would change.
She told her
to give it some time.
When she was four,
she wanted a doll.
Her dad bought her a ball,
and called it a close call.
When she was five,
she tried to paint her nails
like the other females.
But her mom found her and took it away.
She cried and cried,
but her dad told her to grow up,
Boys donāt cry.
She should just be a tough guy.
When she was six,
She tried growing out her hair
but then her parents gave her a glare
and made her cut it all.
When she was seven,
she went to school.
Most of her friends were girls
and
they were able to be who they wanted to be.
When she was eight,
her dad signed her up
for little league baseball
He didnāt care for her opinion at all.
When she was nine,
she gave up.
Sheād had enough.
This was her life,
and it wasnāt going to change.
When she was ten,
she was made fun of
for taking her shirt off the āfeminine wayā
at a pool party
When she was eleven
she read that
people who felt the way she did
wouldnāt be allowed into heaven.
When she was twelve,
she got first place in a science fair
and for the first time in her life,
her father was proud.
When she was thirteen,
she realized she was attracted
to other girls.
When she was fourteen,
she was called gay,
and several other names.
When she was fifteen,
she got sick of her life being a lie.
She couldnāt stop thinking how
all she wanted to do was die.
When she was sixteen,
she met a girl,
who was nice and all,
but very confusing too.
They began to date,
to her this felt like fate.
But deep down she knew,
she mustnāt stay around.
When she was seventeen,
she finally told her girlfriend
the truth.
Her girlfriend told her
she knew.
When she was eighteen,
she told her parents something unforeseen
she was a girl,
she always had been,
and always will.
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Childish Gambino - This is America
IF YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE āTHIS IS AMERICAā CLICK, FOCUS ON THIS PUBLICATION HERE.
In the first few seconds of the clip in which the Gambino shoots the sitting black guy with his head covered, it refers to the laws of Jim Crow.
Jim Crow was a pejorative way of referring to black enslaved people and then became a name for a set of laws legitimating racial segregation in the United States.
In the part of the clip in which, Gambino shoots several black people who are dressed in church coral robes, he refers to the Massacre at African Methodist Episcopal Church Emanuel that took place on June 17, 2015 in downtown Charleston. The church is one of the oldest African-American churches in the country and has been a place for community-based organization around civil rights. 9 people were DEAD.
In the two times that the Gambino shoots people, a boy appears who picks the weapon very carefully, according to some interpretations, that person symbolizes the america that cares more with the arms than with the people !!
Gambino also copied dance steps from trappers (Block Boy JB who did a song with Drake) and up the flow of the Lil Pump in Gucci gang. This is a real criticism of the ānonsenseā that society engages and cares about as chaos happens.
Do you realize that the chaos of the entire clip stops when he climbs a joint? And that he goes to a high place and looks happy? the beck is kind of the representation of a refuge, but then you get back into chaos (end of the clip)
I do not know if you have seen but there is a part of the clip that basically has a person riding a white horse and a vehicle just behind, this all refers to the chapter 6 of apocalypse verse 8 that says: āAnd I looked, and behold a horse pale: and his name that sat upon him was death, and hell followed with him. ā
The students who appear in the clip dancing with Gambino mentions the massacre of students in Soweto, South Africa. The uniform they are wearing is the same!
In the midst of all that chaos we see mega people quiet at the top of a ladder that seem to care nothing about what is happening and that only film everything with their cell phones: Our current reality!
Hey all, hereās a fucking PSA because Iām disgusted:
NO means NO.
I HAVE A S.O. means NO.
NO THANK YOU means NO.
DONāT TOUCH ME means NO.
IGNORING YOU means NO.
GOODBYE means NO.
This isnāt a challenge, nobody plays hard to get with strangers. If they show ANY sign of disinterest, you leave them the fuck alone immediately.