[lightning @ preds โข tyson jost is stung on the outside of the knee when blocking a shot from tampaโs lilleberg โข bridgestone arena โข nashville tn 10-28-2025]
UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"
iโm always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this
that dog must have been like. hmm. this isnโt a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like iโm all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. whoโs toddler did you steal???