My Blog is Hilarious

Hey so I'm a simple college guy that is probably going to stress himself into an early grave. This is where I go to unwind so there's never really a method to the madness. My ask box is always open and I always like talking to people on here :) Tags I primarily use: that hair though (awesome hair that I want) me (my face or stuff about me) selfie (all the beautiful awesome people that post selfies on this website) music (single tracks) music playlist (pretty obvious)

[spider-mann]

The Fallen Angel (1847) by Alexandre Cabanel vs Anakin Skywalker: Revenge of the Sith (2005) Dir. George Lucas

[rederiswrites]

lovely story from a friend today.

[dicaeopolis]

[saulwexler]

shamed:(

[forest-sapphic]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

i hate pokemon

[mlarayoukai-archive]

girl what

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Thank you for providing the worst thing I’ve read in years. It’s a gift actually

[toastbutteregg]

TW: su*cide

idk if these people (hotline employees) volunteer but if they don’t or (even if they do), they need to be compensated more for them to also feel appreciated. i hope they hire more suitable and qualified people and take care of these people too as theyre also humans who feel

if im wrong im sorry! just a thought!

(ps let me know if i should delete this. i just thought its good to spread this cause it might give a chuckle to people who have felt the same way as the tweets above)

[ivoryfrost]

Attack on Titan, where the ladies protect their injured love one

[mwagneto]

fucking losing it at the concept of a reverse Holmes and Watson like there's this genius journalist who goes around solving crimes and writes about how he does it and then there's his useless himbo assistant who does fuck all and just follows him around absolutely out of his mind on cocaine

[gir-posting]

WOSGHFDHFHDHFHDH

[cheatcommandos-deactivated20180]

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

[oldwizardboots]

@sarsimio this tag fucking obliterated me

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[bala5]

[mudwerks]

he seems happy

[andrewwolfe]

Lad’s a scouser. Absolutely NO WAY that’s not deliberate.

[jennyloggins]

i think trans milf is a contender for top gender. trans milfs i hope ur all having a good day being sexy and fun

[jennyloggins]

only cowards won't reblog this, why are you resisting trans milfs??

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]

[guooey]

Love him... love mr. cool...

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

So deer have this instinct to stand tall and walk like a king when they notice something (a predator) watching them so they look like strong opponents since predators usually target the weakest members of the herd. The baby is doing the Don't Eat Me Walk.

[despicableplankton]

Predators: “How could I possibly eat someone THAT cool??”

[kaijuno]

The Monterey Bay Aquarium knew EXACTLY what they were doing here there’s no fucking way

[reactionaryhater]

I don't often need to invoke this meme but when I do

[violettwoviolet-deactivated2022]

a boy i don't like told me to write from the heart

i didn't know what that meant because i never had one

i never knew i had a heart until you said you kissed a boy i never met

then i knew i had a heart because i thought it might stop

and when i thought my heart might stop beating i realised it had always been there but i didn't know how to feel until i thought about losing you

i knew we wouldn't last forever

i was waiting for this day and i hope we can fix things and if we can't i will always thank you for showing me i have a heart

[gahdamnpunk]

This was a ride ⚰️⚰️

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love posts shared from AITA because the whatever impression I get reading the title alone is almost always the exact opposite of the impression I get after reading the story.

“AITA for throwing a child out a window” will always be someone rescuing a kid from a burning building or something and “AITA for cleaning my girlfriend’s apartment” will be about throwing out her grandma’s ashes because she spends too much time thinking about her grandma instead of the OP or some shit.

[zagreus]