A Discount Dorian Gray

Who’s bitch I gotta kiss to get some cream soda around here? {Odin • He/Him • ENTP}

[lobster-lover]

the setup wizard who helps you with ye olde computer software

[dltingblogsoon-deactivated20220]

pspspspspsPSPSPSPSPS--

[xoxo-otome]

[sator-the-wanderer]

Never trust anybody

[moonkitty]

Sypha: life went from great to horrible in the span of a few hours, found out that the leader of the town they were staying in has murdered several young children. hardly as enthusiastic about life as she used to

Trevor: sharing Syphas pain, and reliving the bitterness of his previous life.

Hector:  heartbroken, slowing going crazy, and confirmed his fear of becoming a slave to 4 abusive vampire women. alone with nobody he can trust

Alucard: Traumatized and all alone, Betrayed, forced to kill two people he thought he was becoming friends with, whom he was almost murdured by. and has lost any kind of hope or desire for humanity or companionship. shutting himself away even further in his bitterness, yet again, all alone

Isaac: 

[trephacard]

[twoguysonebeartrap]

movie artemis fowl: uwu fairies are real ÔwÔ?? dad’s a criminal?? ÖuÖ

book artemis fowl:

[lizzingwithkriz]

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

[ichangedmynamebecausefyckyou-de]

congrats it’s a bat

[toothpast]

[delighted bat noises]

[cherabu]

Very Homophobic that my head Is Not laying on the chest of my royal guard as i am drifting off to sleep

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[mybuddyryo-blog]

there was no competition this year 

[dozygoarts]

idk if this has already been done but it’s one of my wife-to-be’s fav memes and I needed to draw it for her with these two idiots

basically the whole plot of dmcb in one image tbh

[incorrect-outsiders-quotes]

I got bored at 4 am

[incorrect-outsiders-quotes]

Soc: Oh? You’re approaching me?

Dally: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

[federalbureauofislam]

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

my future husband: stop crying you foolish little man just tell me what’s wrong:

me: I,, ,,,, hnnn,,, hhwhghhhh,

husband: *grabs my waist* TELL ME! *tearing up, pleadingly* PLEASE! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

me: *shakily hands him this faded photograph* yyyy’’’mnnf hhfhg,g,,

[bonkalore]

I almost forgot I did this the other day for the ARMS discord chat ffff

Clearly the favored child.