[the-real-eye-to-see]

[anxiousblackho]

But please put sunscreen on them

[just-cat-memes]

[pussylipgloss]

me and strawberry lemonade svedka

[qoa]

me with patron silver tbh

[bangays]

tbh strawberitas

[jumex]

Honey, I contoured the kids

[crystalthecatlady]

Happy 420 guys. Don’t forget to leave some milk and cookies out for Snoop Dogg

[ealylo]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[diorpanties]

skinny people could drink jet fuel and eat cigarettes but the moment a fat person eats a cookie u losers be like: oops better watch that weight fat bitch!

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

[jumex]

when he says he’s a cusp

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[mens-rights-activia]

What baby boomers dream of:

What millenials dream of:

[luaren]

[queerpong-blog]

what were dora’s bedtime wishes

[ruinedchildhood]

don’t listen to the map next time dora

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[kixxarse]

So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him.

[shoshanah-ben-hohim]

NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN

SIGNAL BOOST IMPORTANT

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

Constructive criticism: also consider DAMP NUTLORD

[biglawbear]

I’m crying

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[adhdsaysquirrel]

But it Crinkles and Therefore Must be a Snack For Me- The sequel, by my pets

[railroadsoftware]

cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts

[cactus--girl-deactivated2016083]

Shoving the whole thing down my throat no chew= deep throat queen.

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information