Eldest Daughter Support Line

Hello! I am slowly figuring it out (I think). God’s got this. I’m a 23 year old woman. Christian, Evangelical Baptist, Bible student, fangirl, I love Star Wars, LotR, TØP, MCR, and lots more. Pro-Jedi. Pro-life. Snuggler of the world’s cutest cat.

[beginnerblueglass]

Sleep is the most Eren Jaeger coded song of all time

[liberalsarecool]

Cosign.

[kingcatnine]

talking about something i hate to someone who agrees with me: this is awful. not even fit for dogs.

talking about something i hate to someone who enjoys it: I'm sure it's good to people who like it

[miss-rum-hee]

Half the quote tweets on this tweet are just dragging her ass for saying this. Love to see it.

[miss-rum-hee]

It is Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.

[beginnerblueglass]

Why is sharing clothes automatically assumed to be (usually homo)erotic? You know who shares clothes the most often in everyday real life? Siblings who live with/near each other and are relatively the same size

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[sawbuckplus]

[beginnerblueglass]

So fun when people compare a character to Jesus (either in a complimentary or complaining way), revealing that they don’t know anything about Jesus.

[alexxuun]

Lyrics icons of every track from Clancy.

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[belladonnaprice-deactivated2025]

[alexaloraetheris]

I don't know how to explain it, but this FEELS illegal. He's literally painting with fucking play-doh!

[henryscavills]

[boltlightning]

look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.

[nylarac]

[yourboykurt]

Fixed that for you

[brendenfraser]

“One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa. This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

[enbizaka-murders]

Alot of people seem to miss these two additional details:

The kiss of death only works when she’s on a boat (she never kissed Will on a boat until their wedding)

When the effect does kick in, the killing is preformed by the crew of the Dutchman.

When Jack died, he was killed by the Kraken, summoned by Davy Jones.

When Sao Feng died, was by the damage from the canons of the Dutchman

When Norrington died, it was by Bootstrap Bill, a member of it’s crew.

And when Will died, it was directly by the hands of Davy Jones.

One more thing that has struck me as odd is when she interracts with Davy Jones, he acts as if he’s seen her somewhere before. When the Empress crew point her out as the captain he has a sort of “wtf, you, you are their captain?” reaction, now you could just shake that of as Davy Jones being a misogynistic but i don’t doubt he’s seen female pirate captains before, given how long he’s lived. And when they come face to face on the Dutchman, it feels like a meeting between sworn long time enemies (at least to me).

Elizabeth, what the hell are you even and what exactly is your connection to the Dutchman.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

I am living for actual Omen of Death Elizabeth Swan

[beginnerblueglass]

Intellectually I know that there’s a “like” button for pins on Pinterest. But in practice, I’ve never touched that thing. Oh look this pin of mine has over 7k likes.

[beginnerblueglass]

So very sad that PotC 5 was not good because I love love love Brenton Thwaites. As an actor. I don't know him personally.

[beginnerblueglass]

I think this teabag is defective

[beginnerblueglass]

It happened again. This liquid should be red.