Assortment of Words

They are gonna write stories about me.

[xavir-blog]

That moment when even Robert’s costars can’t tell the difference.

[willemscream]

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

[poloralphwhorin-deactivated2014]

[yoncehaunted]

[theanti90smovement]

john green’s name is actually a metaphor. john is a simple american name and symbolizes the idea of the american dream and the ownership of private property and green symbolizes money because money is green and the greed and corruption that is present in america’s capitalist society 

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

affection is dumb and gross  drown me in it

[telemiscommunication-deactivate]

Fairy World?

Scary World

You’re not that scary.

Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

It burns! 

[telemiscommunication-deactivate]

Fairy World?

Hairy World.

Dairy World?

Hairy World.

Oh, darn it!

[what-a-catch-darling]

you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[the-average-gatsby]

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

[christie19]

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

[clubpenguindoneright]

[mslockheart]

this will always be funny

[massacrechips-blog]

[pauvres-deactivated20140521]

[thisblogisbarelyexsisting-blog]

I don’t know if any of you realise how groundbreaking this is — the monarch is NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. They are supposed to be impartial and not publicly speak out about their personal political views, although this rule has been broken and bent in the past. But this is a REALLY HUGE DEAL.

[andrewgarfield-daily]

Andrew Garfield visits kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)

[thetomska]

Andrew Garfield arrested for attempting to kidnap kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

in skyrim you can ride a bee

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

in real life you can ride a bee

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

dont do this here

[pr1nceshawn]

Genderswap Fan Art by Sakimi Chan

[ohpierre]

Maleficent more like MAGNIFICENT