I keep the words. They keep me sane.

Hi, I'm Camille. I live in Wisconsin, and I'm 20. I'm a Paramedic! and a CNA. I post stuff sometimes but mostly just hit reblog. I'm usually pretty nice so you can talk to me! I may not always reply because I'm a wimp when it comes to interpersonal interaction but I promise I love you. If you want to put an equally strange face to the madness, you can see me in my face page. I apologize for any injuries to your retinas. Also, I live on a farm and take way too many pictures there so you can check that out at /tagged/farm-photo (I think)

[distinguishedbaloney]

[rooish]

Y’all ever have a week that’s like, a yee without a haw. A ya without a hoo. A hoot without a holler. A proverbial snake in ones metaphorical weathered ranglin’ boot.

[rooish]

You know what them boys say. Don’t squat with yer spurs on, but I wore them darn spurs anyway didn’t I Larry

[sajwho]

As this is apparently 20biteen now, I want it to be known that I’m bi and I would die for all the people on the ace spectrum, pan people and lesbians without hesitation.

Any and all discourses are officially canceled now, this is the year of solidarity and mutual support

[lethallyawkward-deactivated2020]

My bi aspec ass is drowning in respect lesbians and pan ppl juice all day, every day.

[thebootydiaries]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

[thebobblehat]

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

[catmeme-moved]

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

[catmeme-moved]

the front paws. i love that

[catmeme-moved]

its just very good

[femboy-fever]

“You can criticize something you love!”

Yeah, and you can also get tired of criticizing something you love. You can get completely fed up with it and decide, “You know what? Flaws aside, I love this thing, and I don’t have to waste hours of my life admitting its flaws to strangers on the Internet in order to somehow justify my love of it.” You can get sick of watching others gleefully tear it apart, for no reason other than that it’s popular and they hate that you love it. You can get sick of watching others tearing it apart with good intentions, too.

In the end, it’s just a cartoon, or a book, or a movie. It’s not that serious, and you can enjoy it without hyper-focusing on its flaws. You don’t need to justify your love of something to someone else, least of all a person you don’t even know.

[hahawhore]

[vampirefaun]

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

[yoitsreneee-deactivated20181231]

[jehovahhthickness]

[inferioristtx]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

it’s past tents

[foodless]

dont listen gorgeous

[kaaaalmia-deactivated20190419]

the worst example i can provide of “posts that use progressive language to push a regressive agenda” is a post I once saw that literally said something like “there’s absolutely no reason sports should be divided by sex.” Their entire argument was that the reason girls and boys have their own sports is because MISOGYNY and ~boys being scared to lose to girls~ and i swear to god i almost had a stroke

like i know this website is full of nerds who never played sports growing up but you are living in another plane of reality if you think the existence of “women’s sports” is because of misogyny. WOMEN’S SPORTS EXIST IN SPITE OF MISOGYNY. You can toss out all the examples you want of incredibly gifted women who could “beat the boys,” (women who were the best of the best) but for all intents and purposes, the end of women’s-only sports would mean the end of women in sports.

It genuinely has me shaken that Title IX is only a generation or so old - that my mother’s generation of girls was effectively barred from all team sports - and yet there are people today who are so out-of-touch with history and reality that they honestly think men “forced” women into their own sporting divisions, when in actuality it took women FIGHTING for their RIGHT to play sports, to have their own teams, to compete amongst themselves.

I’m sorry i’m so worked up over this, i just could not believe seeing so many reblogs on a post that throws the vast majority of women athletes - who CAN’T make the boys team because boys are taller and stronger, but who are driven and gifted and impressive athletes in their own right - under the bus just to make some sort of bizarre misguided point about misogyny

[daddys-blunt-little-instrument]

Things I like as demonstrated by Taron Egerton

Winking

The shirtless thing

Cussing

Baseball hats

Puppy dog eyes

Puppies

Singing and dancing

British accent

Parkour

The eyebrow thing

[axe2amendedfence]

Reblog if you think Roxy Morton deserved better

[lesbianbronte-deactivated201912]

characters that should have been lgbt - roxy morton (lesbian)

[dreamy-loser]

[such-justice-wow]

Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work

[such-justice-wow]

No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something

[cardboard-puppy]

Reblogging this literallly crashed tumblr you’re onto something.

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[quatorz]

A friend of mine who worked leather had this leather conditioner that he used for sunburn that he swore worked fantastically.  My face must have displayed my disbelief.  He just shrugged and said: ‘skin is just leather waiting to happen’.