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Sarah. 30. Florida. Pansexual. Poly. Wife. Mother. Baker💜

[thatissopretty]

[halflifesk666]

[witch-breaker]

[the-sensitive-sadist]

"You're my stupid fucking slut aren't you?" Only has one correct response, and it's "gluk gluk gluk gluk"

[librabitch-deactivated20250323]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you are worth it.

worth love.

worth time.

worth effort.

worth energy.

worth fighting for.

worth prioritizing.

[mournfulroses]

Virginia Woolf, from her novel titled "The Waves," originally published in 1931

[halloween-sweets]

[unholyfck-deactivated20250224]

Support her goals and her fucked up kinks.

[botanize]

the girls I follow. all pretty

[aidashakur]

[coorporatelawyer-deactivated202]

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

i actually talk a lot when i feel like someone is really listening to me

[kaity--did]

Today my toddler INSISTED we open every sauce that came with our Chinese take out so she could sample every single one. She didn’t care for the spicy mustard, she LOVED the soy sauce, she said BLEH BLEH to duck sauce, and she said OH SO GOOD to sweet and sour

She then decided she needed to shove an ENTIRE crab Rangoon into her mouth which gave me a heart attack but she did in fact manage to eat the entire thing with minimal effort on her part. This was after she chanted “RANGOON RANGOON RANGOON!” at us until we gave her one.

Kids are fun and I am exhausted

[hope-resurrected]

[orsomethinggaylikethat]

[69shadesofflexx]

Shout out to chubby women just because.

[daddyghostface]

Valentines day is in 4 days now is your time to admit you are obsessed with me.

[brawnie]

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

[brawnie]

2016 tumblr porn: straight up just a gif of penis in vagina

2025 tumblr porn: video of someone slowly bringing a magnet to a CRT tv screen while static is playing

[puppygirllaika]

porn equivalent of the batman: the animated series writers being told the joker can't kill anyone.

[hemipenal-system]

yknow how tentacle porn exists because japanese artists couldn’t draw dicks without running afoul of censors? its just that again