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hufflepuff | in love with eddie redmayne | sensitive as fuck | i try to be funny lmao

[jasntodds]

“I lost the kid.”

“We won, Tony. Please don’t go.”

“You can rest now.”

[landlordkiller69]

you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

[badiemadie]

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

[landlordkiller69]

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldn’t fucking know about it, sharon.

[hobisserendipity-deactivated202]

[thisdoesnfexist]

[ouch]

[bromojumbo]

They use this video for interrogating terrorists.

[thisdoesnfexist]

Lafayette : hey you hit your head pretty bad, do you remember anything?

Laurens : just the ambulance ride

Mulligan : there? was? no? ambulance? Burr drove you

Laurens : but I heard a siren

Burr : it was Alexander

Alexander : I was WORRIED

[followtheuniversedirk]

Reblog if you want Philipa Soo to be your mom

Because we all know she’s perfect and awesome and nice and hard-working I’m gonna stop now or I’ll never stop

[rileywrites-parker]

[spiderling--parker-deactivated2]

In Love With Peter Parker Self: Activated*

*Oh, who am I kidding that one’s always activated

[americasfavoriteabolitionist]

Peter : I’m just gonna enjoy a calm vacation for once (one time) (1) (just the one)

Nick fury : *nerfs Ned in the neck*

Mysterio : *uses the Thames as play doh*

Any kind of responsible adult superhero : *nowhere to be seen*

Peter :

[donap-huang]

The Avengers kindergarten~复联幼儿园的一天～

[imaginesebastian]

The detail on this is absolutely incredible! Every second I look I find another thing to love 

[thisdoesnfexist]

aweww

[hollandsosterfield-blog]

I have just been blessed

[thisdoesnfexist]

911 id like to report a murder

[hollandsosterfield-blog]

“I wanna travel the world with you. go to every country, every city, take pictures and be happy.” 

[ororosmunroe]

ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU

[saviourfinn]

It shows they really want to apply racist stereotypes to miles even though it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever lol. First of all Miles is a good kid who would never steal and his family clearly has enough money to buy art supplies, even the expensive kind lol. And even if he wanted to steal something, you think Jefferson would let him get away with it?? Never have I heard someone headcanoning Spiderman as a thief. Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero who walks people home and stop people from robbing stuff, is gonna steal stuff from art stores????

[valkoswolf]

miles wouldn’t steal anything ever. he’s too good a kid to

[hurleyquinnzel]

[starkinbound]

Peter, having consumed enough caffeine to kill three horses, crawling around the room rapidly: WHERE ARE THE FRESH CHILDREN FOR ME TO FEAST UPON????

Tony, holding up a cross and backing himself into a corner: whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuckwHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK

[americainegothic-deactivated202]

Blind Date

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader (College AU)

Word Count: 2,050

Summary: You wanted to have a relaxing Valentine’s Day alone, but your mom has other plans for you. The next thing you know, Peter Parker is knocking at your door. 

Warnings: lots of cliché fluff

Valentine’s Day had lost its appeal when you walked into school and witnessed couples holding stuffed bears, heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, or a bouquet of grocery store flowers (possibly even all three if they were especially adored). Each year, you were hopeful that maybe, just maybe, there would be a special someone with a gift for you. That optimism had faded by senior year, and now as a college freshman, your expectations for Valentine’s Day this year were set so low that nothing could knock them down. You had done some pragmatic thinking and gotten yourself your own heart-shaped box of chocolates that you planned on completely consuming while watching a movie on your computer, bedsheets and your warmest pajamas providing additional comfort. Suddenly your cell phone vibrated on your desk, and based on the caller ID, it was your mom calling. Your roommate was out, which meant that you had your shared dorm room all to yourself for the rest of the day, so you reluctantly answered the call. The conversation started off with the typical questions about how your semester was going until she switched to the topic you dreaded: dating.

Keep reading

[t-hotland]

Y/N: Peter... I have to get something off my chest

Peter: *Squeezing his eyes shut and crossing his fingers* Please be your shirt...please be your shirt... please be your shirt

[angelstarker-deactivated2021091]

idiot // tom holland x reader blurb

okay im gonna go sleep after i post this

just a concept that i got from stranger things bc im soft atm

pairing : tom holland x gender neutral reader

type : fluff y'all 😤

words : im too lazy but i know its vv short

warnings : uh implications of smut, two cuties

tags, mutuals/possibly interested individuals: @conk-creat @peppermintxparker @the-claire-bitch-project @underoossss @santahollands @hollandlovely @hollandroos @astronomyparkers @spiderboytotherescue @madmadmilk @starksparker @elderscott @dtftomholland @wayfaring—stranger @maryhuffxoxo

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you both lie in bed, smiling absentmindedly as the sun gleamed through the grey-ish tan curtains. you let out a small yawn, scooching closer to tom as he kept an arm wrapped around your waist as the other messed with your hair. His eyes half lidded as he cupped your cheek, pulling you in for a half-kiss, half-hug. tom kissed the corner of your mouth before pressing soft, feathery kisses against your jawline.

“ how are you still horny?” you chuckle out, watching him gently nip at the soft skin of your neck. you run your hands through his //already messed up// curls, placing a kiss on his head.

“ tom, we have to get up.” you mumbled out, slightly moving away. of course, its not that you didn’t want it, its just that you had a meeting in 30 minutes and it could not wait.

“ it can wait.” he groaned out, gripping your thighs as you giggled.

“ no, seriously..” you sat up, making him whine in response. he gave you his best puppy dog eyes, pouting out his lip as he watched you pull off your pajamas and slip on your work attire.

tom groaned, laying back on his pillow with a short huff. you shake your head, a smile on your face as you lean down and press a chaste kiss against his lips.

He took this as an invitation to lean up and continue his journey down your neck, to which you replied with,

“ you’re an idiot, tom holland.” you giggled out, of course as a joke.

he chuckled, a smile on his face as he pressed one more kiss to your nose.

“ you’re beautiful, y/n holland.”

feedback/reblogs are appreciated!!

[graysonmmxviii]

Why is Sebastian Stan so pretty?

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