A large idiot

He/They | 24 yrs old | Fan of many things.

[thisfatfool]

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful circus".

And you may tell yourself, "These are not my beautiful monkeys".

[slutstarlet]

FUCK! ITS A SUNDAY!

[mrscomputer]

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hate the videoification of everything. If I have to hear one more video of someone speaking closely into their shitty mic and I have to have all their yucky wet mouth noises and plosives and nose whistles and throat clearings and sniffles I am going to dig a vertical hole the exact dimensions of my body and I’m going to slither in head first

[sabertoothwalrus]

as someone with misophonia, the widespread popularization of asmr audio editing + people that are being pushed to make video content with no formal training and have no idea how to edit their audio (ex college professors, average joe tiktokers, etc) is literally my nightmare scenario. this is hell I am in hell

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is actually the last straw for me I need to start sending people emails

[cottoncandylesbo]

the excitable hog

[laurbyboom]

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[bigtimetommy]

[labcorp]

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[willgrahamscock]

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[fuckedndstupid]

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this