The funniest person alive

(She/her, call me Pim if you like) I reblog stuff I like. If you would like to see my art, my blog is @pepsi-is-me

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[bestiolin]

Catstronomy - Lim Heng Swee.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[loveridden1999]

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[hungwy]

reports say she was doing "frogger shit" to the pussy

[aflo]

hurt people:

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[willgrahamscock]

FAG OUT WITH YOUR MUTUALS ONLINE NOW!!!

[generaljenobi]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[headspace-hotel]

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

[headspace-hotel]

@phillipfancypants

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[rickybabyboy]

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

[shamebats]

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"

[tpwrtrmnky]

It's fine, it's fine, as long as I'm never under stressful circumstances such as Doing My Job, the migraines are mostly under control and don't give me Head Explosion That Makes My Job Impossible

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[lettuce-tv]

onto better years thursday

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[japaneseaesthetics]

ITO Jakuchu (1716~1800), Japan