Schoolgirl Fantasy

Only army.

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

oh my god please i just wanna throw up what i feel for him, not even figuratively speaking, in the literal sense, i wanna feel it leaving my body with my bile and never have to deal with that again.

instead i can only vomit the half slice of pizza i ate before he texted and then sit on the bathroom floor while i cry over this awful painful disgusting feeling still somewhere inside of me.

this is fucking pathetic i'm a grown ass woman i dont wanna feel like that anymore i cannot stand this whiny needy version of me

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

man, im rewatching life is strange and we gotta give some props to the team for that nightmare sequence in the last episode

the randomness, the confusion, the distant voices, the weird sized stuff, the terrible things you'd never say in real life, the deep fears you didnt even noticed that existed taking form, it all feels PERFECTLY like a dream

it is not easy to capture that really specific feeling of a dream and they not only did that but translated it to a audiovisual work, that shits impressive

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

guys its finally happening im getting over this hottie oh my lord thank you im almost done with being obsessed over him

i just cant see him, hear about him, read anything about him, talk about him and remember that he exists in general, cause whenever i do, im back to square one

but im almost getting over him, i know it 🫶🫶🫶

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

am I really developing an obsessive romantic feeling for this hot football player or am I just fantasizing about being a trophy wife that goes to the pilates classes when everyone else is working, claims that being an influencer is her job and accepts her husband's affairs for the money he gives her?

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

At the same time I wish he would love me I'm really glad and grateful that I'll never have the chance.

I would never have the psychological strength to be his lover oh no I would go crazy. We would be relatively happy for no more than seven years, enough time for me to bear two kids, give up on my career and become his trophy wife. That would be my time limit before my jealousy crisis takes over and I become unable to trust him when he says that that one hot manager is really just a manager to him. I would tell him "nah we both know no one would be able to be so close to you and still keep it professional, you can tell me the truth" as the fight would escalate and he would try to convince me that the years watching the fans thirsting over him took a tool on my trust and that I should deal with that on therapy and not taking it out on him.

So much custody battles, so much glass cups being thrown across the room broken into the wall, he would eventually request a restraining order while I cling at his feet saying that I changed my mind, that it's ok if he's cheating on me, that we can try again for the kids while he screams DONT BRING MY CHILDREN INTO YOUR DELUSIONS

What a ride would it be

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I HATE HOT MEN

[jadonsgf]

south korea v ghana | 28.11.22

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

saudades dele na copa, ele tinha duas cabeçadas, um quebra pau com o cr7, um belo rosto e um sonho

[oscco]

men will do anything but go to therapy

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

nice try richarlison but i still love you

[writingmeraki]

Guesung please reject me so i can move on ????????

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

i need him to personally come to my house kick me in the stomach break my ankle spit on my food piss on my wardrobe and steal my car so i can get over him

and maybe it would still not be enough

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

im genuinely so happy that guesung found out hes got the biggest dick in the world because now hes gonna feed us with so much content so much ass so much face

interviews, variety shows, magazine covers, we'll never have to deal with his dry poor and abandoned ig account again

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

that fucking guesung vogue cover i swear to GOD

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

my obsession over this gue sung dude is not even funny anymore, now that korea is out of the world cup im trying to find when his team (jeonbuk hyundai btw) is gonna play next

am i really willing to look for online live streams to watch 90 minutes long games of teams I know nothing about just to see seconds-long snippets of the hot guy with freckles? absolutely YES

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

two days of guesung obsession and still i see no nsfw toe curling, eye popping, pussy throbbing, head banging s/n imagines about him oh tumblr you failed me 😞😞😞

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

I currently hate being a college student as I am working on my final theses and its sucking the soul out of me like a fucking dementor

But god do I LOVE people watching in college. Its the only place where everyone feels real, no one is a npc.

That girl talking on the phone in front of the cafeteria about some trip? Real

That guy who left the study room at the same time as me, only because it was already closing? Real

Those people in the benches near the economy classrooms playing shallow by lady gaga in a guitar? Real

Everyone exists

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

a unica coisa que faltou no ep 40 do hsl foi uma experiencias sexuais meio merda pra combinar DIREITINHO com a historia de adolescente perdendo o cabaço

o kentin broxando de nervoso vendo teta de perto pela primeira vez, a docete soltando um daqueles infames peidos de xota, o armin gozando em 17 segundos e falando que foi pq a docete eh gostosa demais

lindo nao ia ser mas seria o puro suco do entretenimento

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

Being a casual dbh stan always leaves me kinda confused about things that I feel like only the people invested in the fandom know.

What is rk1k? Wdym sixty and nines is that a sexual pun? Where did the connor x gavin romantic headcanons come from? Where's the kara content? Are we shipping markus with everyone in jericho? Do androids have dicks, and if they don't, how do the nsfw fanfictions I've seen on tumblr work? So many questions

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

rk1k is the amazing Markus/Connor ship (rk200+rk800=rk1000 then shortened to rk1k)

'Sixty' is the 60 Connor model deviant Connor fights in Cyberlife Tower and 'Nines' is the nickname given to the RK900. It's not innuendo though I don't blame you for thinking that XD

The less I say about Connor/Gavin the better, I think.

Where's the Kara content? Very good fucking question.

Yes, ship Markus with ALL the jericrew. North/Markus? Unfairly hated. Simon/Markus? Not my jam but it's valid. Markus/Josh? Very very underrated and rare. Hell ship them all together, why would androids have to stick to the human notion of monogamy? Ship him with Lucy too!

The general consensus is that the Eden Club models definitely have all the parts, but it's also widely accepted by the fandom that caretaking/training/nanny bots also have parts because humans are gross. In reality, most androids (besides the Eden models ofc) probably don't have genitals but fanfic is built for bending and/or breaking the rules and we want to see the androids bone.

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

Rk1k sounds dope ngl, exactly the enemies to lovers content I'd like to see.

And I never thought about the nanny bots having genitalia, but god doesn't it make sense 💀💀💀

Thanks a lot friend!!

[thisgirlsanopenpage]

Being a casual dbh stan always leaves me kinda confused about things that I feel like only the people invested in the fandom know.

What is rk1k? Wdym sixty and nines is that a sexual pun? Where did the connor x gavin romantic headcanons come from? Where's the kara content? Are we shipping markus with everyone in jericho? Do androids have dicks, and if they don't, how do the nsfw fanfictions I've seen on tumblr work? So many questions