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I’m Moving!

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This makes me incredibly happy.

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you’ve heard of tsundere, now get ready for

a girl who actually really just doesn’t like you. at all.

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The giving tree isn’t so giving

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my gf made this for my bird

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Tumblr’s obsession with Pepe is pretty much the same thing as Facebook’s obsession with Minions.

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I hate this post for opening my eyes

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The difference is that pepe is not a product of aggressive marketing and capitalism.

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It’s a good organic meme tended to lovingly by local hardworking meme farmers

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When I’m upset I get a bit unreasonable :x

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the appropriate response

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Watch: You will be appalled by where their funding for abortion services really comes from

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I went to Planned Parenthood for contraceptives, and they gave me dozens of options and made sure the one I chose is best for my health situation.

WHAT A SHIT ORGANIZATION AMIRITE

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I went to planned parenthood because my insurance would only cover one gyn exam a year and I was in pain nonstop. Got the problem fixed right away.

THE HORROR OF ACTUALLY BEING HEALTHY

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I went to Planned Parenthood because I had a UTI and no insurance. They gave me the medication I needed and had me pay based on my income level. HOW COULD THEY JUST DO THAT

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HOW DARE THEY?!!

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I went in with high blood pressure, and they had the nerve to give me birth control pills that was more appropriate for folks with high blood pressure, and discuss alternatives to the pill that worked for my body and my lifestyle, and offered to see me again if my blood pressure ever got lower and give me the birth control I’d originally asked for. HOW FUCKING DARE THEY.

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Me: *wandering around a power plant after Pokemon Go comes out*

Power plant worker: excuse me sir, but you aren't allowed in here.

Me: well, neither is the zapdos I'm looking for, but here I am, solving your problems.

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OK but just imagine

Pokemon Go Plus custom bracelets

with charms and stuff of your pokemon team

the top trainers in areas becoming gym leaders

and meeting people to give them badges

going on nature walks to encounter pokemon

getting exercise because youre chasing down a pokemon

giving pokemon as gifts

you and your bae/bff having matching pokemon to double team with

calling yourself an “ace trainer” or “hiker” or “aroma lady”

organizing meetups for battles or group events

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To All Writers of Everything Ever

I need to rant about this:

Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s customizable!

See that “appearance”? Click it.

You can also use custom fonts that you have installed!

See that “music”? Click it.

If you drag your own music into the folder, like so:

You get this!:

But wait! It gets better!

See “typing sounds”? You can change those too!

Perhaps the best is - YOU CAN USE ANY PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND. It will automatically fade it for you!

Seriously, guys, this tool is wonderful. You can use it for:

Research papers

Novel writing

Play writing

Short stories

Homework assignments

Ranting about your friends when they piss you off

Writing your shopping list

It auto-saves. It exports to .rtf. Hotkeys from Word for italicize, underlining, and bold work. You can print RIGHT FROM THERE.

And the seriously best thing ever?

It fits on a flash drive. The entire thing with added music is maybe 131MBs.

The bestest thing ever.

It’s free.

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HOW TO BRING BACK PPL WHO STOPPED WRITING IN 2009

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THIS IS INCREDIBLE I NEED THIS FOR LYRICS

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This made me so happy. Never give up and follow your dreams.

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Can my lovely followers signal boost this please?

An anonymous user posted very graphic threats towards women/feminists who work and attend the University of Toronto (St. George Campus). Ladies, pease be aware of your surroundings and report any suspicious behaviour.

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Signal boost this shit.

Everyone at the University of Toronto: Stay safe, look out for one another, and report suspicious behaviour.