[dewgongo]

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

[firefox-official]

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[vworpstageleft]

Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.

Me initially:

[metrolosangeles-blog-blog-deact]

My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

[megabegf]

[hype-kaminari-kun-deactivated20]

don’t ever duel me or my son again

[shewillfeatdrake]

that feeling you get when you’re angry

[shewillfeatdrake]

anger

[theocseason4]

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

I want to watch the whole thing.

[isaiahenvy]

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

[parks-and-rex]

[analeahlove3]

My smile too nice to be played with so 😒

[jumex]

*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again

[whitepeopletwitter]

Spooky

[blackness-by-your-side]

LMAO

[sushinfood]

i’m so happy for her

[warmbubbly]

I’m happy she’s back

[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

[yivialo]

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

[dulect]

me addressing serious topics: yo that's wild