The La Merde guide to the getting the most out of your next Bali holiday.
This large open-air bar in the heart of Seminyak is all about taco's, tequila, and top fun. This Mexican style bar is run by the same team behind iconic Bondi bar, The Bucket List. This Balinese cousin of a Bondi favourite has the same over the top styling and attentive service. This place is the first stop for a night of Bintangs when you first arrive on the island paradise that is Bali.
JL. KAYUJATI NO. 9 X, PETITENGET, BALI 80361, INDONESIA
Potato Head Beach Club is the perfect place to relax and unwind with a day by the pool, complete with swim up bar, double day beds, lounge service and fun crowd of people.
JALAN PETITENGET, SEMINYAK, BALI 83061, INDONESIA
Beach club by day and smoking hot party venue by night. Where Potato Head goes from beach club to restaurant when the sun goes down, the vibe at Ke De Ta goes up; tunes get louder and the drinks keep flowing. This is a place where you can spend some serious coin, but it's totally worth it
JL. KAYU AYA NO. 9, SEMINYAK, BALI, INDONESIA
Pull up a bean bag and watch the sun go down at this hugely popular beach club.Even without a picturesque sunset, the brightly coloured parasols and fairy lights make La Plancha a beautiful place.
Table service means that you can sip on cocktails till your hearts content, without even having to leave your beanbag... you may never want to leave.
JALAN MESARI BEACH, SEMINYAK, KUTA, KABUPATEN BADUNG, BALI 80361, INDONESIA
Oh to be by the sea.... Sea Circus is neither a circus, nor by the sea, but its beach-side vibe and bright colour scheme makes it really stand out. Sea Circus is my favourite brunch spot in Seminyak, with the best Bloody Mary's in town.
JALAN KAYU AYA NO. 22, SEMINYAK, KUTA, KABUPATEN BADUNG, BALI, INDONESIA
After a night of partying, Bali style, the first stop the morning after the night before is Revolver Espresso.
Located on a laneway near Seminyak Square, you'd be forgiven for missing the understated entrance upon first glance, but once you go through the ranch style doors you enter an oasis of air-conditioning and great coffee.
I'm a big fan of the Killer Chiller, an iced coffee with lashing of whipped cream; it's heavenly.
JALAN KAYU AYA NO.50, BADUNG, BALI 80361, INDONESIA
Big, breezy and capturing the cafe market at this part of town (close to the top of Sunset), Corner House encapsulates a lot of elements from my other favourite Seminyak destinations... They have coffee from revolver, a brunch menu to rival Sea Circus and an upstairs bar with top notch cocktails and daily happy hour.
Corner house can be a great spot to grab a much needed salad, when you've eaten too much Nasi Goreng (Indonesian fried rice).
Corner House works any time of day.
JL. LAKSMANA NO.10 A, KEROBOKAN, SEMINYAK, BALI, INDONESIA
It doesn't come much more relaxed that Balinese cafe, Nook.
This cute, open-air cafe has a similar view over the rice fields as nearly restaurant Sardine, without the fine dining price tag.
The food here is simple and the beer is cold... you can't ask for much more.
JALAN UMALAS 1, GANG NOOK NO. 1, KUTA UTARA, BALI, INDONESIA
It may seem a little odd to dine at an Italian restaurant in Indonesia, but La Lucciola is a perennial favourite for visitors to Bali. Set in a large, open-air barn structure, both the amazing food and beachside locale make it the perfect place for sunset drinks.
JALAN KAYU AYA, KEROBOKAN, KUTA UTARA, KABUPATEN BADUNG, BALI 80361, INDONESIA
No trip to Seminyak is complete with out a meal at Mamasan. The food here is absolutely BURSTING with flavour, and meats melt at the touch of your fork. You'll need to book ahead from Mamasan, but it is totally worth it.
JL. RAYA KEROBOKAN NO. 135, BR. TAMAN, BALI., KUTA UTARA, BALI 80361, INDONESIA
The tapas style menu of Ginger Moon never fails to disappoint. Located right in the heart of Seminyak, Ginger Moon is a go to for lunch or dinner, alone or with friends. The food here is consistently good and reasonably priced.
JALAN KAYU AYA NO. 7, SEMINYAK, KUTA, KABUPATEN BADUNG, BALI, INDONESIA
Tiger Palm is the latest offering from the crew behind the hugely successful Mamasan and Sarong restaurants. The cuisine here is more Malay based than the others, and the interior is just as beautiful. We had a few issues with some of the dishes, and the staff were happy to replace them. This place is still finding it’s feet, and when it does I’m sure it will be just as successful as it’s siblings.
Jari Menari claims to give the best massages in Bali, and I for one think they are right. This calming oasis in the heart of Seminyak gives an exceptional massage, with the option of a 4 handed massage (2 practitioners). Book ahead and plan to go everyday to this gem.
This leather emporium is a total godsend! These custom made leather goods are a fraction of the price back home. Choose a style off the rack or design your own leather jacket, handbag or shoes. It takes them 4 days to create, so go early in your trip to give yourself time. I got a stunning biker jacket that I designed by combining 2 of their styles. I love it!