[angelicguy]

*unzips my pants to reveal a small rotisserie chicken*

[theflowers-andthebees]

I’m losing my god damn mind over this tweet that Hozier liked???

[mesopelagic]

cat: myeow

everyone in the room with the same tone and inflection: myeow

[ripe]

花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

[gymclassieros-deactivated201808]

u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen

[holmesianscholar]

How did u KNOW

[fuckingfreezerpops]

A THIEF!

[brookietf]

BROCCOLI GOBLIN

[lynati]

[tismilly]

[okayysophia]

Were can I find this????

[bob-belcher]

[fireb0y]

STICK HIM LEGS UP IN THE AIR

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[atomicbombing]

[theocseason4]

Legend

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

[thisboyinabinder]

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[crjdedicated]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[alarmingpenguin]

If you thought I wouldn’t find a way to reference Britney Spears in my very serious Honors thesis,

You’d be wrong

[alarmingpenguin]

Update:

[calszonee]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE SERIES

[outofcontextachewood]

[hausmusik]

I think about this literally every time I get yelled at