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knifefightscene

fuck jobs i just wanna be a gay vampire

carrionkid

about to fail my gender presentation 😔😔

dsfjhd34jb2ibd-deactivated20210

assigned at BIRTH?! holy shit this presentation is so overdue do you think they accept late work

cockwarmercas

🤚I left my presentation at home and I am willing to take a failing grade if it means I get out of class

flagellant

#gender is not a construct it is multiple choice scantron and i brought an green pen

jasmine-boba

somedays i wish to live in forks under the almost constant cover of rain and wait solemnly for a vampire that is irrevocably in love with me.

ashstfu

i'm thoroughly convinced that i would feel a millionth time sexier if i wore a dagger straped to my thigh all the time

fartfartlbalahaahahahaahaha

satinonsoftskin

in the mood to be kissseddddd. all gentle and slow

antisisyphus

malewife this and malewife that WHY have we forgotten about our boytoys?

dinlukedyke

boytoys are actually larval malewives!

valtsv

being in yr 20s moodboard

eightdoctor

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

eightdoctor

vkelleyart

“Anybody ever tell you that you smell like pancakes?”

- One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston

wingedcorgi

things i miss about the horde: catra…sometimes

ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)