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(This is a Yandere Setsuno x Lovely Female Reader story! I hope you enjoy this :))
TW: weirdo behaviour, !self deprecation, noncon touching!, manipulation!, no NSFW!, etc..
I’m sorry that this is really short, I was in writer’s block, and I seemingly couldn’t get out of it :/)
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Hold up me reading Moniko it's like 🤌🏾😊 but like I need yuki ( male yuri ) he's fin as ffff ( btw I love your writing )
A/N: I am so sorry it took me so long to finish this. I just really ran out of creative juice in my mind and only manage to get it back now T__T
Thank you so much for the compliment. Here's some male Yuri for you!
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Male! Yuri (Yuki) x GN! Reader
Wc: 747
Main Masterlist: 🖋
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You were silently reading a book back at the bench placed in the school hallways. You weren't much of a talker unless you're the first person who is spoken to.
Every lunch and after class, you'll always find yourself in that specific spot, one can call it your hangout place, to read books you've taken a liking of. Of course, you do have friends but the need to recharge your social battery always happens once you're done interacting with them.
The book you're reading wasn't particularly a horror one. It's more mystery focused if you do say so yourself, but the cover can be misleading at times.
"I-uh-um..."
Hearing a sudden deep voice near you, you looked up and saw a familiar purple eyes staring right back at your e/c ones.
Oh, it was your silent classmates, Yuki.
You seemed to always notice him silently listening at the back of the class, he wasn't talkative much and you haven't really saw him hang out with other people other than that coral pink haired guy, the little tsundere one, and Moniko (He's pretty famous and basically almost everyone knows who he is.).
You closed your book, slipping a finger inside as a bookmark to the current page you're reading.
"Uh... is there anything I can help you with?"
"W-would you like to join t-the-" he stopped, his cheeks turning red as he turned his head away for a bit.
You gave him a confused glance. "Join the what?"
"The literature club... We've been searching for new members and I-uh-always see you here reading a book..."
Well that was surprising.
"Uh, sure! When's the club meeting?"
His eyes lightened up and you couldn't help but smile. "There's actually one now. I'm on my way to the clubroom."
"Oh, then I'll go with you. Just give me a second." You took out a purple tea designed bookmark from your pocket and slipped it in the page you were reading. You stood up and turned to him. "Let's go!"
"Oh, um... okay."
The two of you walked towards the clubroom in silence, then you noticed him fidgeting with the book in his hand.
"Hey, is that the book Portrait of Markov?" you asked.
His eyes widened, and a small smile formed on his lips. "Yes, it is! Have you read it?"
You shook your head. "Not yet, but I do have a copy of the book. I'm planning to read it after this," you stated, pointing at the book you were reading earlier.
"Would you mind giving me a quick description of the story?" You asked.
His eyes sparkled. "Oh, it would be my pleasure to do so!" He said with confidence on his voice.
"it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison... And while her life is in danger, she needs to desperately choose who to trust. No matter what she does, she ends up destroying most of her relationships and her life starts to fall apart." He explained with passion in his voice.
"Woah! That sounds like a really good one. I'm excited to get started on it!"
Yuki's eyes widened, his smile dissapearing. "O-oh, I think I've said too much..."
You chuckled and shook your head. "You'll be surprised on how talkative I can get once I talk about my favorite book so I completely understand how you're feeling. It's normal, don't worry."
He stared back at you. "It is?"
You nodded. "It's only normal to be excited when talking about something you're passionate on."
He smiled once again, his cheeks turning a dark shade of red. "O-oh..."
"Hey, why don't you join me read that book in the club?" You suggested.
"I-I would love to-" he stopped. "I-I mean... I'd like that."
You gave him a comforting smile as you both stopped in front of the clubroom doors. The door then suddenly opened by a coral pink haired boy.
"Yuki!" He cheered with a huge grin on his face, then his eyes widened as he stared at you. He then turned his head back to the room. "Guys, Yuki brought a new member!"
"L-let's go..." whispered Yuki as he grabbed your hands, his cheeks turning a darker shade of red before pulling you inside the clubroom.
You chuckled and gave him a comforting smile. "Let's go."
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(A) Half Octopus Shota Aizawa x (O) GN Reader Inky Tentacles
Word count: 3876
Warnings: Attempted murder.
Title: (A) Half Octopus Shota Aizawa x (O) GN Reader Inky Tentacles
Summary: You get thrown overboard and an Alpha with inky black tentacles and hair to match saves you.
(Gif not mine) (Sho when you give him attitude the first scene.)
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can we get a yandere (nsfw? maybe? 😅) of the gods?
Since Admin Britt is doing some yandere hcs for some of the gods, I’ll do some others! I’ll make it N/SFW! (tagged as Lemon)
~Admin Kitt
Baldr:
He’s the textbook definition of a yandere, and he’s absolutely one of the horniest boys in the series (not that I’m complaining)
The kind of yandere to make you wear what he wants you to, most likely something pastel and as “pure and innocent as you are”
Speaking of which, he’d have his name engraved on a ring and necklace pair you’re forced to wear always.
If anyone so much as breathes on you, he’s jealous, and the longer you’re together the more dependent he becomes.
He would try to cook for you, pamper you, make sure you didn’t have to lift a finger, but he’d expect you to be a perfect little bird in his golden cage.
You’ve found that he makes a point to mark you every night in such obvious places that nothing shy of a turtle neck could even attempt to cover. Bites, hickies, little scratches here and there, and those obvious possessive marks make it difficult to go outside without embarrassment.
But you’ve realized by now it’s intentional, and he takes you out anyway to parade his beautiful darling for the other gods to stare and see who they belong to. While he hates people seeing you vulnerable, it’s only for his eyes you see, he wants to ensure people know who you are vulnerable with, the proof.
Don’t think that he won’t take you out on dinner dates stuffed full not only with his essence but a toy to boot. His slightly sadistic side comes out seeing how horrible you are at keeping your composure, as he normally orders and eats with you. Completely clothed and hair done up nicely, no one would ever guess aside from your beet red face.
Anubis:
This mischievous boy has a lot of potential, and he’s the type to not read your journals but would steal your clothes or show up to class (that in itself is a rarity) without a sweater just so he can ask to borrow yours to smell it.
Anubis gives Balder a run for his money on redefining clingy. Practically inseparable from you, even before you started dating, and because of his adorable face and self you just accepted it as part of his personality to like physical affection. Holding on to your sweaters and shirts as you walk, like a little duckling, clasping your hands in his, begging for head pats, he’s basically too cute to ignore.
Rather a submissive type in some respects, he’d ask again and again after you’re lovers for you to take him, squeeze him tight, and collar him. Pulling out the waterworks, he’d use anything he can to make you find him too precious to leave alone.
He’d “accidentally” buy handcuffs, and “misplaced” the key after he put one side on you and the other on himself. The truth is he has the key but the look on your face when you realize what he did made it all worth it. You were shocked, and kind of frightened; but now you can’t get away from him.
He’d pull lots of things like this, like giving you food just spicy enough to make you need something to drink, but making you kiss him before he hands you milk to calm your tongue.
Kid Loki : “My Y/N was a young servant of the palace. We often played together, she was… She was my best friend.”
Croki : *purrs*
Classic Loki : “He says that his Y/N was a beautiful cat. One day, another feline came too close, he got jealous and… things happened. Mine was a princess from another realm. I know Thor took her to Midgard after… I know she was safe.”
Boastful Loki : “My Y/N was a strong warrior. But she refused to betrayed Odin, so… We were not on the same side at the end.”
President Loki : “She was an environmental activist. I tried to please her during my presidential campaign, admitting publicly that maybe global warming was a bit true, but she was not satisfied.“
Sylvie : “I met her in a library. She was so sweet. The happiest afternoon of my life. But I had to left her, because the TVA was after me.”
All of them, looking at Loki : “And yours ?”
Loki : “She’s a Shield agent who wants to put me in prison.”
All of them : “… Dude.”
Oh look at those ddlc male version’s piece of art i did-
Ew
Seriously i think im in love-
THEY’RE STILL HOLDING HANDS TILL THE END T-T
Lokius shippers 🤝 Sylki shippers
believing in croc Loki supremacy
Loki, I don't know if Sylvie is a Frost Giant but you are so you certainly don't need a blanket. Someone just wanted to snuggle, huh? 😂
Mobius ships Sylki and Sylvie ships Lokius and Loki can’t decide
Antis had such high hopes and were so sure that episode 5 would make Loki's feelings for Sylvie platonic and establish them as nothing more than friends and then ep 5 came along and gave us:
Sylvie wanting to find Loki
Implications that Sylvie's happiest memories were her moments with Loki
Sylvie pruning herself in the hope she'd be able to find Loki
Loki being noticeably in love with Sylvie
Loki being willing to risk death in order to get back to Sylvie
Loki trusting, and believing in Sylvie; vouching for her to the other Lokis
Loki running to Sylvie when he saw her
Loki being worried about Sylvie
Loki and Sylvie bickering like a married couple
Loki and Sylvie almost cuddling into each other, sharing a blanket and acting like two shy in love teenagers
Loki looking at Sylvie with so much softness and vulnerability as he tells her that he won't let her down
Loki and Sylvie implying they're gonna spend their future together after they destroy the TVA
Loki staying behind with Sylvie because where she goes he goes
Loki being visibly panicked at the thought of Alioth killing Sylvie
Loki and Sylvie holding hands as they work together to enchant Alioth
And bonus+
Mobius bonding with and liking Sylvie because it's important that your friends approve of your romantic partners
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loki doesn’t want to be in a timeline without sylvie. he wants to be with her. ruling a timeline TOGETHER. i need a moment
Sylki, Loki & Sylvie's relationship was intended to be the core of the series.
The way their scenes are framed, their dialogues and implications of some lines, it was all neatly put together as one love story.
"You are in my way!"
"You are my way!"
"Where do you have it hidden?!"
"In my heart"
"Well, then I'll cut it out" (and he gets pruned right through his heart while he was about to confess his feelings)
Them falling together on the bed, the way Sylvie's attempt to enchant Loki was framed, meeting with an old lady talking about her passed husband, the whole conversation at the bar, him SINGING to her, being in awe of her, the tension, the banter, the gaze...
"Love is Hate" (they hated each other at first and now we get this line...)
The way Loki constantly helped her out, was constantly reaching out to her while they were running for their life (THE FEMALE GAZE Y'ALL)
You have episodes 3, 4 & 5 which are a peak romance in Marvel's standards.
The lyrics of the ep.4 end credit song are basically a callback to that whole scene on Lamentis.
"Love is a dagger... you see yourself in it"
The whole metaphor of their love being about self-love and rebellion against the Authoritarian regimes...
How can you not love it?