my life is a giant shitpost

most content is based on my life or what I witness. i promise these aren’t shit posts

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Is this gonna be a problem??

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sports season just started. just got back from our preseason trip and sprained my ankle, so now I’m gonna be out for the next few weeks

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having a flex sig in like 20 minutes. it’s basically a half colonoscopy that doesn’t go up as far. I want to cry. I hate my stomach

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we’re in church and my dad hands me a yeti cup I thought contained water and asks if I want a sip of Mountain Dew energy drink. he’s the best

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my boyfriend hasn’t watched like 25 of the Instagram reels I sent him and while I’m with him I’m gonna make sure he watches all of them. instead, he clicks on the reel his brother sent him and it’s a video that says “you cannot click off until you get a notification.” so naturally I grab my phone and immediately text him the middle finger emoji

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we’re supposed to leave the house at 10:00, so everyone is woken up early and told to get dressed quickly. it is 10:18 and mom is cooking beef. are we ever leaving?

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reply for everytime a chickfila worker doesn’t say “my pleasure”

today marks the first one

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brother got his tip card today. sat in the dmv for an hour. not even his permit, his t i p card

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I’ve missed watching tmnt 2012 with my brother. and anyone can fight me, because that version of tmnt is the best

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stopped at boomland today. basically the op buckeys. played a game of pinball and laughed at the figurines. might prefer boomland to buckeys.

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“you are what you eat” well my brother’s birthday cake was a singular dingdong. that says a lot

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six flags is basically empty today. loving the nonexistent roller coaster lines

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my brother just said to me that he cannot eat patty sausage bc it gives him acid “reverb.” it’s also his birthday today

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i love long car rides with my dad bc we chat for hours about how fucked our government is and honestly my dad should run for president