Hellaverse Tumblr Sexyman (Final Round, Final Match)
Voter rules and other polls on pinned post
Reminder: "Tumblr Sexyman" is not the same as "Most Fuckable", we already did that one. Please read the pinned post for examples.
Choose
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel)
Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
Propaganda for Alastor:
"He’s the original Hazbin tumblr sexyman!
Also, sexuality isn’t the only important part of being a tumblr sexyman, and Alastor has the all the classic vibes, personality, and looks of a tumblr sexyman! So don’t let him being an ace in the hole stop you from voting for him!" (Submitted by anonymous)
"If Alastor wins, I will write a minimum 1k word fanfic in which he learns what a tumblr sexy man is and that he beat Vox and Lucifer in some kind of Hellish RPF tumblr sexyman tournament." (Submitted by fanby-fckry)
"Radio came first" (Submitted by hmaper)
"I wanna read that fanfic now" (Submitted by anonymous)
Propaganda against Alastor:
"Fuckass bob cut" (Submitted by anonymous)
"His teeth are yellow and he smells." (Submitted by anonymous)
Propaganda for Lucifer:
"He's literally Da Devil™ from Da Bible™
Also he's literally like "My Wife :D!" Any chance he gets, so" (Submitted by imgaeyay)
"To quote Markiplier, "It's about POWER." And Lucifer has it. Just look at the way he sits on that throne.
Also, he's the one character Viv designed to be attractive." (Submitted by anonymous)
Propaganda against Lucifer:
"He gave me so much second-hand embarrassment during his part of Vox Populi. "Pwincipal" "I am so SPOOKY, I’m the shit"
Least sexy man ever" (Submitted by anonymous)
Propaganda for Vox:
"Sexy TV Man, HIS HANDS!!" (Submitted by anonymous)
"I would literally never sub to a man but God DAMN would I call that man daddy-" (Submitted by anonymous)
"HAIL VOX POPULI" (Submitted by anonymous)
"Trust him with the polls." (Submitted by capribornio)
"Literally my first thought when he appeared on screen was 'who is this tumblr sexyman' - he just screams tumblr sexyman to me. He's electric, his claws are ASMR, and don't get me started on his voice. Also, I'm not usually attracted to muscles, but something about his arms after his sleeves get ripped off... damn." (Submitted by anonymous)
"sexy voice. can do freaky shit with his tongue that somehow defies the rules of physics. can do freaky shit with electrical cords. big hands and big feet; you know what that means. see also: sexy voice.
also: blue (he's so prettyyyyyy)." (Submitted by anonymous)
Propaganda against Vox:
"HE IS RIGGING THE POLLS! RESIST HIM!" (Submitted by anonymous)
"He watches you guys pee" (Submitted by anonymous)
"He's getting power from the good ratings. Last time he was allowed power he almost took out like a third of hell. Do not be fooled by the iPad, it craves violence" (Submitted by spookysoup09)
"DON'T TRUST HIM, HE'S WORKING WITH THE PIRATES!!!!!" (Submitted by sharkyittyshark)
"HE SILENCING OUR REVOLUTION! FISHLUMINATI NEVER KILL OUR SPIRIT!" (Submitted by hmaper)
"He's a selfish, spiteful, populist, cult leading white man who uses the uneducated and angry masses he's indoctrinated to put himself into a position of unrivaled power.
Any of that sound familiar?" (Submitted by the-mic-drop)
GUYS VOX NEEDS THIS

















