I made my blog all cute now

20 which I'm only telling you because nsfw blogs insist. mostly inactive but I will sometimes reblog

[apowo16main]

Fire

[just-sans-things]

jack me off at the ball game

beat me off with the crowd

buy me some penis and crack or ass

i dont care if i ever come back

[redzephyrappreciationclub]

Couldnt fit it but add "punishing yourself for your mistakes won't make things better" to it too

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[egregore-engine]

people will see a structural problem and go "is anybody going to attribute to this a surface-level issue that is a symptom and not the cause" without waiting for an answer

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

tickles me when people on this post are like “ummm does OP know people say that in real life too? it’s not just made up for books 🤪” my friend. when people say it in real life to one another i do not end up reading it and it is not my problem. fix your heart and your pussy!

[cupiidzbow]

there’s a notion I’ve seen people spread that I don’t like when it comes to deltarune human designs ( I don’t think it’s wrong to see the monsters as white bc I sure do for a few of them ). but when people hc characters as black ( say specifically Noelle + berdly ) people jump to “oh! Well Noelle can’t be black, she’s a corny preppy rich girl!” “Berdly can’t be black, he’s and annoying nerd.” What makes you think black people cant act like this 😭

Do you think being rich and living in the suburbs + being nerdy and corny is white exclusive traits 😭 do you think being silly or geeky or dainty and soft are traits black people cant have 😭 like it really shows that people think of certain personalities as “white default” and if a black person acts that way its unrealistic . I think you need to unpack what you think a black person should behave like for you to think this way 😭😭😭😭

[cupiidzbow]

The thing is I was so pleasantly surprised that it was such a widely accepted hc to think of tenna as black!!! I was genuinely so happy about that!! ( esp tenna being so layered and complicated and not being that great a person all the time) we get happy seeing people treating black people as actual human beings!!! The bare minimum!!!

But I think it just holds a conversation about the way people push black people / characters in the box all the time. Like we’re not allowed to flawed/imperfect/be annoying/ get upset or angry be short tempered like other characters or they’re seen as “aggressive” “unreasonable” or a racist depiction bc they dare show a human emotion . But if they have no flaws / relatively sweet, geeky and silly, animated or bubbly but people say they “aren’t interesting” or find them “boring. “Too much” “I care about the other characters more”.

I don’t think there should be a justification or “a reason” for characters can be black . They’re just people, but the way talk about this makes it feel like there needs to be a reason. You just don’t see them as human enough to coexist with everyone else.

[cupiidzbow]

Especially with blue being introduced in this newest chapter ( THE MOST EXPLICITLY BLACK CODED DELTARUNE CHARACTER BTW ) who is a kind, gentle and feminine gender non conforming black man people have truly just don’t know how to behave.

( denying his blackness in the first place bc of how he acts. “he’s blue, not black”) whitewashing him by straightening his hair ( he literally has locs in his sprite) or finding some excuse to not care about him at all. like we know exactly the type of people you are if this is how you react to the very explictly black coded character in general 😭

[ilovecats4ever]

welcome to the future

[angelnumber27]

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

[striders]

i cannot for the life of me find the post that my blog title is from. and unfortunately googling “need my tits wet with lobster butter .com” is giving me less than helpful results

[striders]

like i know what i googled. but i wish i’d seen maybe not this

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[pjackk]

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

[kibumkim]

[delicatepeanutlover]

Gaster theme lyrics:

I am gaster

Wing ding gaster

See my blaster

Fuck you bastard

[backup-vocalists]

(He is gaster)

(Wing ding gaster)

(See his blaster)

(Fuck you bastard)

[backup-vocalists]

Visit Original Link

[saltiecattoz]

[humiliationvictim]

@staff Over the past week I’ve amassed well over 200 followers and undoubtedly driven many new users to the site, yet I’ve received no monetary compensation for my content which has gone extremely viral. This is extremely demotivating for large accounts that bring in traffic to your site. Any way we can make something work? @staff

[humiliationvictim]

it has been 24 hours since making this post and i've still received no word from @staff, I've got to say its really disappointing that no one at Tumblr seems to care about the exploitation of large accounts. I hope it doesn't come to this but if push comes to shove and I have to get off this platform I know all 250+ of my followers will come with me. You can't buy fandom, you have to built it.

[humiliationvictim]

reblogs > likes

[failchild]

it really is surreal to observe what's going on in the misogynist transmasc crowd as an asian american lol. like hey i've seen this one before

[failchild]

it's almost like this specific type of misogynist backlash against feminists within marginalized groups happens again and again and again

[arra-tech]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[angrychicagoan24]

NO. THIS CANT HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME NO