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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Today's Document
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@thismightbeanaccount
Dear citizens of tumblr, whatās the best way to ruin someoneās life?
Do some research, learn as much as you can about them, then exploit them. Make sure you do it legally. For stories on how pros ruined the lives of people who wronged them, look at r/prorevenge, r/nuclearrevenge, and r/supernovarevenge on reddit
I have yearned for you for a thousand years, my loveā¦
Jim Carrey/Bowzer ā¤ā¤ā¤
But like
That drawing reminds me of Moony
Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.
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is that true??
Holy shit!!
Cake is what makes us human. Checkmate aphobes
So like I dunno how to actually cook but I know how to toast stroodles and poptarts so I think I count as a human
I can make spaghet
Canadians arenāt gay
weāre geh
Ummm exsqueeze me itās actually called Hehmehsehxuehl
Americans aren't gay
We're GAY
Hey guys, just a heads up -
Viagogo is advertising Queen tickets on here.
Do not, under any circumstances, purchase anything from Viagogo.
They routinely add additional fees ā $50 tickets at the check out, but then they charge you a $200 processing fee (yes, $200), and there is no way to get your money back. And then you rock up at the concert in question and find that there are four other people with your same ticket, because you were all sold fakes.
A colleague of mine had this happen ā two tickets, and they should have been $70 all up. $475 was taken from her account. They werenāt able to get the unapproved money back.
Adding insult to injury, weeks later they arrived at the show, went to buzz in their ticket and it bounced. Someone else had already used that ticket to get in. Security went and found the person, and while this was happening, more security brought over a third person who also had the same ticket. The person who had arrived first had the legit ticket, and the other two were fakes. Fakes that cost nearly $500.
They have 2,479 one-star reviews on Product Review, the last of which was shared 17 hours ago, all with similar stories.
Donāt buy anything from Viagogo. They will rob you blind, and you wonāt even get to see the show.
PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST.
Scamming is in no way alright, and advertising the scam on completely separate sites is even worse. No one should condone or partake in anything like this.
Spread this post like wildfire. Make sure everyone knows about this scam.
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1. What is this grammar
2. Why the emojis
3. Why is this even a thing
Headcanon that in the new good future where Marty McFly never has his accident, he does become a famous musician, while still going on time travel adventures with Doc, and then when the internet comes along, people on forums and message boards start discovering and posting photos of people in the past who look eerily like famous rock star Marty McFly, and as time goes on, āMarty McFly is a time travellerā becomes one of the biggest and most long running memes on the internet.
When Doc finds out he freaks out and panicks and makes blog posts (because of COURSE Doc runs a blog) talking about how UTTERLY RIDICULOUS the idea of a time travelling rock star is, which the internet finds hilarious and only makes the meme spread more.
Marty meanwhile thinks the whole thing is the funniest thing ever and is just wheezing at every new forum or jokey article about it, and directly addresses the meme in interviews, bringing up this ācrazy conspiracyā that people have, until eventually he can just say things like āwell of course I am a time travellerā or āoh you like my hat? Thank you I got it in the 1910sā, and people just crack up, and Marty cracks up too because no-one realises that heās not even lying.
When Marty starts doing this Docās blog posts get even more annoyed and passive aggressive, saying things like āeven if time travel WAS possible, a SENSIBLE time traveller would KEEP OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE and not just TELL EVERYONE LIVE ON TVā
Eventually a secondary meme starts up where people start joking āDoctor Emmett Brown is a time traveller himself and thatās why heās so worked up about itā and Doc very nearly just deletes his blog and throws his computer in a skip.
@partywithponies
I love this
dumbledore: i would like to make one thing quite clear
dumbledore: i never explain anything
Time to Bring Back this Classic
Put the whole tweet you cowards
YOOOOOOOOO
Just as Ron Weasley has the emotional range of a teaspoon, Scarlett Johansson has the emotional range of a teaspoon.
you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being ādaddyās girlā meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.
you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.
if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldnāt fucking know about it, sharon.
Sorry if I respond little or not at all.
Very self loathing today and donāt feel Iām worth talking to.
Pat
You are amazing
Don't hate yourself
You are worth the world
Everyone is
You are special
You are loved
YOU ARE AMAZING
stop beating yourself up
I will do everything to help
Even if I die
I will literally breaks the laws of physics
No
I will break the laws of the universe if I have to
Just to make you feel good about yourself
When You Reach The End Of The Universe, You Will Find The Scroll Of Truth. When You Open It, You Will Find What Started The Universeā¦ And Also The Very Same Thing That Will One Day Destory Us. Iāve Translated barely 1/100000000th of it, but here it isā¦
HeyThereDelilahWhat'sItLikeInNewYorkCityI'mAThousandMilesAwayButGirlTonightYouLookSoPrettyYesYouDoTimesSquareCan'tShineAsBrightAsYouISwearIt'sTrueHeyThereDelilaDon'tYouWorryAboutTheDistanceI'mRightThereIfYouGetLonelyGiveThisSongAnotherListenCloseYourEyesListenToMyVoiceIt'sMyDisguiseI'mByYourSideOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeWhatYouDoToMeHeyThereDelilahIKnowTimesAreGettin'HardButJustBelieveMeGirlSomedayI'llPayTheBillsWithThisGuitarWe'llHaveItGoodWe'llHaveTheLifeWeKnewWeWouldMyWorldIsGoodHeyThereDelilahI'veGotSoMuchLeftToSayIfEvreySongIWroteToYouWouldTakeYourBreathAwayI'dWriteItAllEvenMoreInLoveWithMeYou'llFallWe'dHaveItAllOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeAThousandMilesAwaySeemsPrettyFarButThey'veGotTrainsAndPlanesAndCarsI'dWalkToYouIfIHadNoOtherWayOurFriendsWouldAllMakeFunOfUsAndWe'dJustLaughAlongBecauseWe'dKnowThatNoneOfThemHaveFeltThisWayDelilahIcanPromiseYouThatByTheTimeThatWeGetThroughTheWorldWillNeverBeTheSameAndYou'reToBlameHeyThereDelilahYouBeGoodAndDon'tYouMissMeTwoMoreYearsAndYou'llBeDoneWithSchoolAndI'llBeMakin'HistoryLikeIDoYouKnowIt'sAllBecauseOfYouWeCanDoWhateverWeWantToHeyThereDelilahHere'sToYouThisOne'sForYouOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeOhIt'sWhatYouDoToMeWhatYouDoToMeOhOhWoahWoahOhWoahOhOh
Mello
Please
Answer 21 questions; tag 21 people.
Nickname: None (Yet!)
Zodiac: Scorpio
Height: 5'2"
Last movie I watched: How to train your dragon 3: The hidden world
Last thing I googled: Doctor Doctor gimme the news (song)
Favourite musician: Billy Joel
Song stuck in my head: Some lo-fi song I canāt remover the name of
Followers: 223
Following: 313
Amount of sleep: idk 5 hours (?)
Lucky numbers: 82, 59
Dream job: Actor, Singer, or NurseĀ (Neonatal or Paediatric idk yet)
What Iām wearing: āBabes uniteā T-shirt and a bra
Favourite food: Ginger beef
Language: English, some Ukrainian, and a bit of Spanish
Can I play an instrument: Piano and Clarinet
Favourite song: The Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Random fact: The earth is ROUND
Describe yourself in aesthetic things: Bi-coloured sunsets, Night stars, icicles, tangled chargers/earbuds with a sepia filter, earbuds/headphones in general
Favourite colour: Black
Iāll tag: @livy1391 @creatureinyourwardrobe @bansheesvoices @hi-captain-jack-harkness and whoever else wants to waste some time!
Nickname: Barnabelle Binglebangle
Zodiac: Aquaris, I love drinking salt water
Height: 1 inchā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ Ć Ć±Ä Ć¢ HÄļf
Last Movie I watched: 50 Shades of Grey, 10/10 horror film (#unoriginaljoke)
Last thing I googled: Why DC Sucks
Favorite musician: Bachchchchchchchch
Song stuck in my head: I think weāre alone now
Followers: more than I should have
Following: more than I should have
Amount of sleep: 7-8 hours, which means by the time I die a third of my life will have been spent sleeping.
Lucky numbers: 101110001001011001010110
Dream Job: Emergency Doctor or something
What Iām wearing: cackies and a pink polo shirt
Favorite food: canned fruit
Language: Englishnese
Instruments: Piano, Viola, Violin, Drums, Cello, Guitar, and I consider singing to be instrumental too
Favorite Song: Changes every week, is currently Run Boy Run
Random Fact: A third of your life is also usually spent working
Describe yourself with aesthetics: A raccoon. Thatās really all you need to imagine me.
Favorite color: blueish-greenish-brownish-Red
Iāll tag: @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas,@mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas,@mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, @mycroft-umbrellas, andā¦ā¦.. @mycroft-umbrellas. I know you just did this but do it again, I wanna see what happens.
Nickname: Bromione Granger
Zodiac: Aries
Height: 4'10.5"
Last movie I watched: How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
Last thing I googled: List of all mulan characters and their roles (or something like that )
Favorite musician: Tyler Joseph/Josh Dun
Song stuck in my head: How Far Iāll Go
Followers: 75
Following: 128
Amount of sleep: Depends
What Iām currently wearing: Nothing, Iām sitting in my bathtub
Dream job: Cartoonist
Lucky number: 13
Favorite food: Vanilla ice cream, no toppings
Language(s): English, A bit of : German, French, Spanish, Norwegian, and one word in Indonesian
Instruments: Piano, violin, handbells, voice
Favorite song: Neon Gravestones / We Donāt Believe Whatās On TV
Random fact: It rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter
Describe yourself with aesthetics: Rainy days, Grayscale roses, Starry nights
Favorite color: French gray
Iāll tag:
@valeriebevill1999 @sockpansy @perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare @mellomarshmellowjello @mightyvirgil54 @king-with-a-necktie @oofalicous @mareina28
You use a phone in a bathtub you fucking monster
I lean over the edge of the tub you onion soaked towel
Instagram: @impostorcomics
Thank god I got rid of Motivation a long time ago, that cheating bitch
Mello
You onion soaked towel
Stop it
im so fucking sick of the dysphoria debate. sam smith comes out as nonbinary and the comments are like ābut do you experience dysphoria?????ā like what makes you think you get to ask such a personal question? when someone comes out and tells you how they identify thats all you have to know. respect them and move on. the fuck is wrong with yāall
yre all ignoring this post bc yre fuckin cowards who dont want to admit asking a trans person who just came out ābut do you have dysphoria?ā is the SAME as cis people asking ābut have you had the surgeryā
Oh my god. Do you all have no shame? Asking such a personal question? THEN you refuse to own up to your faults? You bumbling, blubbering, cowardly dunderheads. You useless paperclips. You onion soaked towels. You dense cabbages. You complete and total ASSHOLES
You see a man walking towards you.
He leans towards you and speaks in a low voice.
āYou are dirt. Absolute garbage.ā
He leans closer still, speaking more quietly than before, more careful, almost lovingly.
āScum. Scrumdiddily rum bum bimbo chimbo drumuluma gundum Scum.ā
He chuckles at his words. He presses his face against your head, lips touching your ear, whispering ever so softly.
āNo one as bad a bitch as you, my love. But Iām afraid this bitch needs to be euthenized.ā
He shanks you with a broken beer bottle, jabbing it into your gut over and over again until youāre only a pile of flesh, nothing more nor less.
He walks away with a skip in his step, whistling the X-files theme song.
Mello why
āLemme tell you that anyone can become a failure, but it takes hard work to become a piece of shit.ā
-Jim Moriarty, most definetly
(Or for marvel fans, Loki.)
If you know where this quote comes from Iāll love you more than my wife who took the kids.
Either Fred, George, Ron, Charlie, or Ginny Weasley said that as well
