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nefhertari

she so gets me

vivissecrettunnel

bye bye muppet lover guy

takethemonetandletsgogh

theambitiouswoman

Stick to the plan not your mood. Your mind has to be stronger than your feelings. It’s okay to have odd days, but don’t let those odd days become a routine. Winning your mind is the most important part of the process.

sewercentipede

the-muppet-joker

Thanksgiving is tomorrow. I have decided to make a truce with my evil aunt, uncle, and evil baby cousin. I also plan to make sure my whole family is Non Binary by the time I leave

dk-thrive

True, you can drive yourself crazy thinking about different things you could have done in the past. I drive myself crazy in that way too…The other lives you could have had. And the life you did have, after it’s over – where did it go? I mean, what are you supposed to do with it?

— Sally Rooney, Intermezzo: A Novel (Farrar, Straus and Giroux, September 24, 2024)

duckdotcom

*obsessed with a toxic character who doesn't own a phone or have an email address* i can fax him

the-muppet-joker

I talk a lot about Muppet Hole, but what about Muppet Hand? Soft muppet fingers encasing your member or gently stroking your glistening hole... it is something that not many are brave enough to speak about honestly in Biden's America but I will not be silenced!

rhaenyrathecruell

“Aegon the realm’s delight” is the saddest line ever. Aegon wants to be a daughter so bad. To be coddled and gazed upon with love and affection rather than distain and fear. Rhaenyra wishes to be a son. She wants the loyalty everyone has to be unwavering. She wants to be feared and respected like a man. They are truly two sides of the same coin.

the-muppet-joker

How to be a Dark Feminist as a Catholic:

God is a WOMAN. This is not up for debate. Anyone who says otherwise will be firmly barked at like the dog they are until they repent. All women go to heaven.

All men go to hell. Sorry Jesus, guess you should've transitioned instead of getting crucified like a LOSER CUCK! I don't make the rules. Also we must battle the Pope until he steps down and lets the Fope (Female Pope) take charge.

I am Bigender so I think that means I have to go to Purgatory? Alas! For feminism and catholicism I suppose I shall allow it. Me and all the other Non Binaries will work off our sinner's debt to the church for eternity. Sounds like a party!

raspb3rrymarmalade

Am I completely crazy for thinking that Pitts' signature is a reference to DPS' signature in the poetry book?

If that's really the case: I'm crying.

the-muppet-joker

is it true that you fuck plushies

Is it true that the sun continues to rise over our beautiful earth every morning

the-muppet-joker

Princess Twilight Sparkle is a God. She could eviscerate you in less time than it would take to blink. Not that she would bother with a puny mortal comically named after her own species. She might keep you as a pet.

No. Let me explain this very slowly so your pathetic horse-loving brain can understand: I. Have. A. Mother. Fucking. SWORD. A blade that is sharper than the point of Twilight's horn by at least 120%. Not that you pissbrains can do math like I can! Oh well. I cannot hold your foolishness against you. That show was specifcally created to dull the minds of Americans and groom us to accept the demonic, but that is a separate tangent. Twilight has never faced any opponent with a weapon, only magical enemies. She would have no defense prepared. She would brace herself against my oncoming spell, but it would never come. Instead, I would slice off her idiot purple head and ROAR over the screams of Ponyville in victorious glee. Heh. Bet you feel stupid now. This is why before you fuck with a Muppet, you must check to see if it is a DARK MUPPET. And if it is? Sweetheart. You're as good as dead.

the-muppet-joker

Update for those of you who did not join us in the astral plane to spectate: Strange was defeated by thousands of muppets and has been rendered a shell of their former self. It was a glorious battle but I do not feel I can describe it in a way that gives it justice. You really had to be there.

m1male2

The Valley of the Tombs is one of the necropolises of Palmyra. It is made up of tower tombs and hypogea carved into the rock, authentic mausoleums that could accommodate hundreds of deceased. The interiors were decorated with paintings, reliefs and statues of the dead.