SECRET TUNNELLLLL

baby girl (24), actually rogue, shitting tears

[vivissecrettunnel]

plot:

@vigilxnte-shit screaming into the abyss about literally anything when it’s past her bedtime and she has school in the morning

(and also when she’s suffering the next day)

[pastafossa]

SOMEONE FOUND RONI OUTSIDE, I'M FUCKINT SOBBING, THEY FOUND HIM

[vivissecrettunnel]

YAAAAAAAY PASTA IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[ozempicofficial]

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[animentality]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[unberryble]

they've been in love for over 3 decades btw 😔❤️‍🩹

[mooniewavess]

If Christina Koch went to the moon, I can do this assigment, I can make that phone call, I can try snowboarding for the first time, I can finish this reaserch paper, I can study for that exam, I can get out of bed with a little more wonder. If she could go to the moon, I can do anything.

[vivissecrettunnel]

i lowkey be having romantic delusions every time someone says something flirty to me and then have to spend the proceeding hours reminding myself that i am Very Average in terms of looks and that, in fact, my own hopelessly romantic tendencies do not mean every man i encounter is in love with me

[vivissecrettunnel]

@sexyseabass101 : imagine superman picks you up and throws you at a wall- wait, no

me: no, he does. imagine superman picks you up and throws you at a wall and you fucking die

[frontmansdefender]

[susiephone]

people are pointing out WUDM takes place around and on Good Friday and Easter of 2025 but because it was written in 2024 it obviously couldn't reference shit that happened that week and I'm just picturing

Rev. Jud, having just been cleared of multiple homicides, stolen a nearly-priceless diamond, been threatened by an influencer, and taking a deathbed confession from a murderer....checking his phone for the first time in a week and finding out Pope Francis met JD Vance and immediately died.

Jud's probably just like

[stellarskyes]

[c0ff33-and-tv]

Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[reginaldqueribundus]

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.