this lesbian thing

sage || any pronouns || intj || marauders trash ll arcane ll welcome to the shitshow. rebloging is ok but please don't repost anywhere. I really just post my thoughts and then dip aka definition of throws stuff at you then runs away

[thisthig]

I'm watching Leap, and hear me out Odette looks like what I imagine femm viktor looks like.

[thisthig]

I have this hc that after Jayce and Viktor get flung out of the arcane Viktor's completely healed and takes every chance he gets to run.

Jayce is working on something, yoink that shit and have him chase you through a field.

Jayce is eating a snack, yoink that shit and have him chase you around the kitchen.

Peacefully having a picnic you guessed it, get up and run.

And it gets so much worse (better) when they have kids. Viktor's outside running and chasing his kids around, so happy because he never thought he'd be able to do this. Jayce is watching him through the kitchen window, washing dishes like in a cheesy romcom. They're both so happy living in a little town. It's a nice, simple little life with their four children, it's everything they've ever wanted. Even if they didn't realize it at first. They thought they would change the world, and they did for a time. Jayce would never know how much he changed Viktor's life, just as Viktor would never know how much he impacted Jayce's universe.

Bit sappy but I'm pretty proud of myself on this one.

[thisthig]

Jayce: *shaves

Viktor: I'm taking the kids

Jayce: what kids?

Viktor: * picks up the hextech powered Roomba

[thisthig]

Ok hear me out

Modern jayvik au

They both work at medieval times

Jayce is one of the knights

Viktor is a prince

Jinx is a jester

Caitlyn is a princess

VI is a knight

Silco and Vander are kings

Do you see it

Tell me you see what I see

[thisthig]

Whackers bonkers out here telling me I should cut my hair short. Again

[thisthig]

(Random person) : and who's that

Sirius : oh that's remus he's my pretty princess

(Remus in the corner eating ribs famished after a full moon eyes glowing) :yeah

Sirius : :)

[thisthig]

Sirius " Mr forgettable" black

Remus " where's my love" lupin

Regulus " daylight" black

James " Atlantis" potter

Sirius "it's called: freefall" black

Remus "something in the orange" lupin

Regulus " je te laisserai de mots" black

James "when will I see you again" potter

Sirius "broken crown" black

Remus " gilded lily" lupin

Regulus "family line" black

James " to build a home" potter

[moonstainn]

Until one day he'd been standing with James and Peter, in the hallway. James had said something, Sirius can't even remember what. But he'd laughed. One of those big laughs. The type that fills your belly. That makes you cry. And when he'd looked up, he'd found Remus's eyes on him.

*Oh.*

That was something.

That was world altering.

The atoms in his body rearranged themselves under Remus's eyes. They needed. Needed. Needed him.

He'd asked Remus, several years later, what had made him look, since it couldn't have been the noise. And he'd only shrugged and said:

"Your laugh is so bright. It's impossible not to notice it. Like not noticing the sun is in the sky."

Kill your darlings by @sophsicle

[sophsicle]

I- this is so lovely there are like genuine tears in my eyes ohmygod

[thisthig]

This gives me something stupid by Frank Sinatra vibes

[thisthig]

Beauty and the beast wolfstar au

Sirius as belle

Alphard as Maurice

Lockhart as Gaston

Remus as the beast

James as Lumiere

Peter as cogsworth

Regulus as plumette

Or you could switch it around and say that Sirius is the beast and he got so angry and sad when his brother died that dark magic overtook him and transformed him then Remus could be belle and lyall can be Maurice and hope died of the plague when he was a child or something

Or for jegulus we can make it that James is the beast and he was too nice and let an evil witch in who cursed him and jegulus is belle but he lives alone because his brother went missing so now he's looking for him and Sirius git turned into Lumiere and is totally trying to get james and regulus together Lockhart is still Gaston because I just feel like he's too perfect for that role and this time remus can be cogsworth and peter can be lefou

I've got ideas now I just need to learn how to actually write a fic

[thisthig]

I feel like James would do something really sweet for Regulus and Regulus would kiss James cheek and he would just touch his cheek in shock and regulus would say "don't mess up my lipstick print" and just walk away

[lienspien]

He's going to be parading that print for the whole day before being forced to wash it off by his mates

[thisthig]

Sirius and Remus dragging him to the bathroom: you have to wash it off

James: unholy screams of anguish

[thisthig]

I feel like James would do something really sweet for Regulus and Regulus would kiss James cheek and he would just touch his cheek in shock and regulus would say "don't mess up my lipstick print" and just walk away

[thisthig]

Lie Low at Lupins

sirius after watching the princess bride: hello my name is Sirius black you killed my best friend prepare to die

remus: Sirius you need to stop

sirius: shut up I'm practicing

[thisthig]

That's it that's the whole post I have accomplished something in life

@my-castles-crumbling

[my-castles-crumbling]

Guys I am trying so hard to be normal about these posts but if you're not careful I'm going to start *gasp* feeling good about myself!

[anarchelsworld]

i may have screamed a little when you followed me lol

@my-castles-crumbling

[thisthig]

I feel this I saw @my-castles-crumbling followed me and i was like me and then screamed

[thisthig]

That's it that's the whole post I have accomplished something in life

@my-castles-crumbling

[my-castles-crumbling]

Guys I am trying so hard to be normal about these posts but if you're not careful I'm going to start *gasp* feeling good about myself!

[thisthig]

Feel good about yourself we love you

[thisthig]

That's it that's the whole post I have accomplished something in life

@my-castles-crumbling

[thisthig]

The next time some kid asks how I turned lesbain ace or genderfluid I'm gonna tell them my mom ate medium rare chicken while i way still in the womb and got salmonella

[thisthig]

I need help finding a fic

It's post war where Sirius comes over to remus' only once a month to help him with his transformation and lily a james are dead Harry's with his aunt and uncle and remus finally goes over to sirius' place and it's totally trashed literally and he cleans it up and Sirius lost his magic so remus has to help him and then they go a save harry and that's all I can remember from it help please