Thistle

[thistlelflower]

Post post canon Thistle

he is an adult (elf equivalent of early 20s) , he/they, a few years after canon so he is partially recovered :3

you can send him asks!

shipped only with @malwared-core

[skyblob]

*thumps*

beep! >:(

[thistlelflower]

I am giving you a stern talking to!

[skyblob-satellite]

Ok but why the thump 😭 are u a bnuuyy—

[thistlelflower]

It is for emphasis.

[skyblob]

*thumps*

beep! >:(

[thistlelflower]

I am giving you a stern talking to!

[whiskersoup]

im #bored

[whiskersoup]

NOT HOELESS, MOELESS as in LACKING MOE . MOE BEING ANIME CUTENESS FACTOR. this is meant to be thistle in his like earlier appearances where he looks a lil different,,, . sorry im sure he has lots of hoes 🤕

@malwared-core

[malwared-core]

AIGHT AIGHT. love the sketches! <- the hoe in question

[thistlelflower]

I do not have any hoes as I am not a farmer.

[pusong-mangga]

[fleshmesh]

thistle x miku on my friend’s switch. They were 15 and 16 and fell in love then asked for an age up potion so they could get married haha

[malwared-core]

@thistlelflower I can't believe it

[thistlelflower]

This did not happen! I do not know a “Miku”. LIES.

[skyblob]

Thistle, very angery after I drew him as smol as one popcorn! Him is extrimly serious! Even his eyebrows are mad, almost vertical!!!1

Also I feel better from my wave of feeling blue yay.

[thistlelflower]

i am BIGGER THAN A POPCORN >:(. That is an ANGRY face made with PUNCTUATION.

@malwared-core tell everyone, my sweet darling

[malwared-core]

I am afraid you are one popcorn tall, sweetheart

[thistlelflower]

That is incorrect. I am 130cm tall.

[skyblob-satellite]

Alright grandma, let’s get you to bed

[thistlelflower]

I wish I was a grandma… Babies are so cute. But it would have distracted me from my duties of protecting King Delgal…I also hate elves so my child would be a half elf. Yuck. No children for me.

[skyblob]

Thistle, very angery after I drew him as smol as one popcorn! Him is extrimly serious! Even his eyebrows are mad, almost vertical!!!1

Also I feel better from my wave of feeling blue yay.

[thistlelflower]

i am BIGGER THAN A POPCORN >:(. That is an ANGRY face made with PUNCTUATION.

@malwared-core tell everyone, my sweet darling

[malwared-core]

I am afraid you are one popcorn tall, sweetheart

[thistlelflower]

That is incorrect. I am 130cm tall.

[skyblob]

Thistle, very angery after I drew him as smol as one popcorn! Him is extrimly serious! Even his eyebrows are mad, almost vertical!!!1

Also I feel better from my wave of feeling blue yay.

[thistlelflower]

i am BIGGER THAN A POPCORN >:(. That is an ANGRY face made with PUNCTUATION.

@malwared-core tell everyone, my sweet darling

[thistlepickle]

color testing my boy

[thistlelflower]

Is this ‘digital art’ ? I like it. Why am I bald with a spiky forehead, digital art technician?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thistlelflower]

is this a ‘me me’ joke imagery ?

[thistlelflower]

i am sorry for making you worry

It’s okay. I make you worry all the time… *his eating habits and affinity for hurting himself* I worry about everyone I love. I love you <3 . that is a heart made from a greater than three!

[ask-sophia-the-technomagician]

Sophia/Soph/Sonya

she/they/it/machine

north-eastern tallman (nothing tall about this man)

young adult (21 in tallman years)

demigirl + lunarian + intersex

AuDHD OCD NPD BPD SAD

technomagician student

as you can tell, woke af

@thistlelflower's ex-caretaker, now lover (<3)

i am not scary i prommy pleeeease talk to me im very approachable

self portrait below (please be normal)

[longing-machine-deactivated2026]

guys i did ask blog for dunmeshi s/i

[thistlelflower]

my dear, there is no ask button

have some pretend flowers 💐

[thistlelflower]

it's not just water waste, they're like draining it from regions that are already too dry. to the point when climate changes and animals that are already at extinction die. i also forgot that big corps literally steal identities and voices. deepfake is also a big problem (basically when a person's face/voice/etc is used for creating false recordings of them doing or saying something they never did), they literally do porn of real women nonconsensually, and even of REAL CHILDREN.

What!!! Foul invaders!!!!spreading LIES. What are big corps? What is “porn”?

[thistlelflower]

also made more research on the ai and oh my god. it's actually 10 times worse than what i told you

WHAT?!?!? What do you mean?!??

[thistlelflower]

first of all, today i woke up and thought "man... i dont wanna do college stuff, i wanna jus cuddle with Thistle all day and do nothin"

second of all, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DID THIS TO YAAD-

Yes! Come here immediately!! We must cuddle. I will be the best at cuddling. You can sit on me. You can ///> < /// Did I make a blushing face correctly?

yes i put Yaad in a doll ^-^ he was plotting my assassination

[thistlelflower]

bodily, probably. mentally - no. it's like transferring a soul to an inanimate object, but cooler!

”Oh. I did that to Yaad once. It was time out.”