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i passed away BUT im still posting

[just-looking-4-a-lil-friendship]

The devil is alive in the hearts of

“Non voters”

[just-looking-4-a-lil-friendship]

You are a better person than I

for Today I am putting on my Six Pocket Cargo Shorts (I lack integrity)

[just-looking-4-a-lil-friendship]

Goofball city…, my favorite film, heartwarming to the ages….

[thisweirdguy]

Would anyone watch Goofball City with me tonicht

[arizonawerewolf]

Visit Original Link

if history speaks of two baby teeth i’m painting the hills blue and red they said beware, Lord hear my prayer i’ve wasted my throes on your head so can we be friends sweetly before the mystery ends? i love you more than the world can contain in its lonely and ramshackle head

[shit]

people that don’t signal when they turn there car.

[fruitsoftheape100]

Oh Fuck I Hate That Ah Ha

[maxeth]

hold on elmer, you can drive?

[fruitsoftheape100]

I Am Holding On Tight To Find Out What You Mean..

[fruitsoftheape100]

More I Think My Brain Gets Stronger

Smoke Cigars My Lungs Gets Fatter

More I Eats My Guts Gets Longer

Drink More Waters Bigger Bladder

[fruitsoftheape100]

More I Think My Brain Gets Stronger

Smoke Cigars My Lungs Gets Fatter

More I Eats My Guts Gets Longer

Drink More Waters Bigger Bladder

[hauntedcephalopod]

stop that right now

[fruitsoftheape100]

Get Off My Post Kid You Are Interrupting My Business

[midnightcowb0ys]

“The Maples” photographed by Stephen A. Sheer, Shelton Connecticut, 1979

[imp]

this place is fucking insane ogoeoe2ji319irwi8w2iqi3881i3. there are just mangos and avocados and bananas and macadamia nuts everywhere.

[probingangel]

in 2007, a lady named Kristin Sue Lucas filed to legally change her name from “Kristin Sue Lucas” to “Kristin Sue Lucas”. She appeared in front of a judge in california to petition her case. this is the transcript of her court hearing

[crochethub]

Emergency Broadcast Blanket by Raeyeth

[sandsvendor100]

Harder Better Faster Strogger

[sandsvendor100]

When I Walk My Toes Get Longger

[fruitsoftheape100]

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

[fruitsoftheape100]

Welcome To My Platoon

[fruitsoftheape100]

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is THE LIEUTENANT

No One Knows His Name

But When He Moves His Soldiers

It Is Like Checkers-Game

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is SARGENT TONGUE

He Can Lift Up Stones

And If You Make Eye Contact

He Will Break Your Bones

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is LITTLE MICKEY

The Sneaky Little Fellow

He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card

Without A Single Bellow

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is MR. RASCAL

He Is The Size Of Flea

Where Are You Mr Rascal

You Are So Hard To See

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER

He Licks All Spoons With Glee

Holding Them With Both Hands

For They Are Slippery

[fruitsoftheape100]

KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One

His Cheeks Can Produce Milk

With It, He Drowns His Enemy

A Truly Loathsome Ilk

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

He Knows How To Crack Wise

And Always Can Be Counted On

When You Need A Disguise

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”

With Big Cigar In His Mouth

Our Demolitions Expert

For When Things Are Going South

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Ninth Is ME

Im New Guy Never Fought Before

I Just Cant Wait To Get Home

To Fuck My Wife After The War

[fruitsoftheape100]

I have just learned that my continued unshielded presence on planet Earth will end up killing all of you.

However, according to Thomas Aquinas’ doctrine of double effect, this is not my intention. Please keep that in mind - my intention is to continue Our Mission, NOT to eliminate all life on the planet Earth. I can make more life, so it’s okay. I am in the clear, morally, and all is well. I can stay here even if it erases you.

[fruitsoftheape100]

Just a few more hours.

Also, as something I’m trying out for fun, I am inside of all plant life on planet Earth right now! If you look at any plants, you will be making eye contact with me.

I’m looking at you through plant life.

[justlittlefrogthings]

The More Weight In My Body The More Im Stonger

[fruitsoftheape100]

The More I’m Eats My Guts Gets Longer

[justlittlefrogthings]

The More Weight In My Body The More Im Stonger

[fruitsoftheape100]

The More I’m Eats My Guts Gets Longer