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I have all notifications turned off for this hell app. I open it when I have something to say and close it soon after. DNI

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I juts left my apartment as an ev pulled out and it made the most heavenly sound was it packed up. I think I jist transcended

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I have one more paragraph to write

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If i have learned one thing from reading medieval text it's that poeple nowadays don't drastically faint nearly enough.

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John's ghost free markers. These markers contain approximately zero spirts. They are not haunted or your money back.

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Look at this globe made of rocks

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[i-am-a-fish]

*a horse silently spawns next to you*

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@dumbass-404 this is a threat

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ITS TONY HAWK IN BOOM BOOM SABOTAGE

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Im drunk again

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Idk who needs to see this but you can block ads on YouTube

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

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That last sentence goes so hard

[i-am-a-fish]

I think bugs are really cute

[thkngcrb]

Hornet

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I de-balled my point

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If you have adhd and you meds run out can I recommend ball-less ball point pen.

Great horrid thing to do with your hands

[thkngcrb]

Breaking news: Ball-less ball point pen may be being recalled due to completely predictable side effect

[chimaeraundying]

Something beautiful is happening.

[thkngcrb]

What did they do to my girl

[binjikari]

me n a friend are playing peesona 4 this is basically our reaction every time this sort of event happens (worsened by the fact I installed the romance mod and we have already reached rank 10)

[thkngcrb]

I have bullied my roommate into simping for yosuke

[pukicho]

Sorry for mansplaining. It's just that you're a big fucking idiot

[thkngcrb]

Recently I've been mindlessly getting my house hey out when I got to the building my first class is in. I always thought I got the habit because the place I arrive most often is my home. But I dont do this for any other class or buildings. Then I realized, I normally put my ponytail on when I get to my first class. A ponytail i keep on my key chain. My brain has subconsciously associated my first class of the day with putting my hair up which is why I take my keys out when I get there.