𝘈𝘕𝘛𝘐 𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘖

𝘛𝘏𝘖𝘔𝘈𝘚 𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘓𝘌𝘠 𝘏𝘖𝘓𝘓𝘈𝘕𝘋. circa ‘96. tessa's dog dad. peter parker's alter ego. DISCLAIMER: not tom holland. for rp purposes only.

[thollandhq]

gigihadidit​:

That’s true, although they’re a lot of work, they always give back more than any human ever could. They always know when we’re not feeling our best and stay by our side. That’s so sweet! My cat Cleo is the same since I rescued her when she was still a kitten. I do! Her name is Khai and she’s two years old, a wonderful little human. That’s exactly what I’ve been thinking, it’s going to be amazing for her to grow up together with her puppy. That kind of bond is unbreakable and change us forever. I bet it will be her best friend.

there’s just something about the moment you arrive home and you’re welcomed by a ball of fluff that is entirely too excited to see you. especially after a long day. right? it’s so interesting how they have this sort of intellectual frequency of picking up your mood. i’m also blown away by how they can smell and hear to the extent that humans aren’t capable of. cleo. that’s a sweet name, i’m sure she’s as sweet as she is kind. do her and khai get along? if you’ve got a cat why not add a puppy to the mix? go all in, i’d say.

[billyboyblue]

Tom Holland || 📸 GQ Fashion

[thollandhq]

flxrencepxgh​:

I mean, does it look like it could be a haunted house? Maybe. Am I ashamed? Never.  Yes, they are such a good time, I am living my best life. I have yes! I made a double feature of it and watched the two of them together, reminding myself of the first movie before taking in the new one. I know, right? What were my parents thinking? Oooh, good ones! Thank you for the imput, they are added to my list. 

i’m going to go ahead and applaud you now for the effort and patience it took for you. of course, be proud of it! you decorated it all on your own, i assume? it’s so satisfying when movies come in series of more than one, so you can binge them as much as you please. they’re bringing back the nineties with a bang and i personally think they did a damn good job with it. please let me know your thoughts, now i’m fully invested in your critiques.

[thollandhq]

hollywoodbabeariana​:

Hello, Mr. Peter Parker. I wish I can divulge into that - but sadly, I truly can't give too much away. The official release date of the movie...as of right now is in 2024. Thank you so much for the sweet congratulations. If I'm being honest on how I manage it all all and drop chart topping record after record...it's all from experience. It's from the lessons I've learned, the heartbreak I put myself through, and everything else. So...we can say I'm like Maybelline and I'm born with it. Life tends to inspire me and next thing I know, I'm in the studio. How is everything with you? I hope you're doing well!

when the release date does inevitably roll around, i’ll be in the front row, cheering you on. i think you’ll obviously smash it at the office and knowing that i’m here before the hype is an understatement of pride for you. i just know it’ll be everywhere and although you’re still well established, i’m glad to see your acting take flight to even bigger heights. that’s a beautifully eloquent explanation, and i definitely agree with you. you’ve turned the experiences into positive outlets and i know the fans can see how much effort and strength you put into every song. i could only wish to obtain that much talent, it’s like writing a book but there’s more to it, i know. everything’s going pretty well on my front, i’m probably going to lay low tomorrow just for the benefit of doing nothing.

[thollandhq]

skarsgardhqs​:

You miss my sly smirk? That somehow doesn’t come as a surprise at all when the smirk is legendary, but the good news is since you’re my son, it runs in the family. You’ve got smirk powers you didn’t even know about. Up until probably a couple weeks ago, I’d been filming, so you don’t have to be offended. Though is it more or less so that I’ve been stuffing my face with sweets and pastries without sharing? Because I’m sorry, I can’t have any regrets there. I’ll always think back to our films with the fondest memories, though I think you just wanted to hear me say it. The world wouldn’t be ready if we were a father son duo in a film where we actually have scenes together on screen, but then is anyone completely prepared for brilliance? They’ll just have to deal with us putting it out there and seeing what happens. One of these days, son. What have you been up to, anyway? And just know if you’ve been playing catch with another old man, I’ll be heartbroken. 

i may have to take that compliment back if it means i inflated that ego of yours. you already know you’re the cheeky, charming lad. you think i inherited the smirk? do i change my last name from holland to skarsgård now, or now? the filming i can deal with, you’re a talent in high demand, but i won’t be forgiving of is now sharing with your son? downright rude if you ask me. i did happen to want to hear those words come out of your mouth, so now i have some proof that i’m indeed fun to work with. this may or may not be used to blackmail further down the road. cannot confirm or deny. not too much on the schedule as of lately, i’ve been strolling down memory lane in london for a little bit until i’m wanted for filming but i happened to come back to los angeles for the halloween season. there’s no need to worry, you’re the only dad i have, so any free time to do so is all laid out for you. though i wouldn’t tell if i did to save you that heartache, old man.

[peakyjack]

| @gonehollywoodstarters​

Why does it always feel like when you’re having the best time of your life, something needs to go wrong to knock you back down a peg or two? I got transferred to a much better football team last August, we won the Premier League and I’m also playing for England in the world cup. On top of the world, yeah? But the girl I’d been with since we were 14 walked into our flat last week and told me that she was leaving because I hadn’t asked her to marry me yet. I was gutted. Not gutted enough mind you to ask her to marry me, she’s known my stance on that since we were 18. But still gutted. That said, even though I’ve got a weekend of matches, if anyone’s near Manchester and wants a night out to forget your troubles. Look me up, I’m Jack.

[thollandhq]

what a…unique set of circumstances that’s been handed to you. quite a mixed bag, isn’t it? congratulations on playing for the world cup, that’s a big deal! london thanks you. relationships are hard no matter who it is. things can change on a dime so quickly, it’s hard to know how to navigate it. does she realize she lost a good bloke? i’m sure she has yet to really truly understand. for someone to simply walk out on you, i would say it’s a slight blessing in disguise if it had gotten to anything more serious and she left even later down the road. i’d be more than thrilled to be your company if you so need some for distraction. i’d love to hear about your footie stories and just about anything else you’d be willing to divulge. hey, jack. i’m tom. it’s a pleasure to meet you.

[thollandhq]

as i’m shamelessly blasting a certain someone’s discography masterpiece i’m then again reminded that the universe as it is truly doesn’t deserve an artist like you. my spotify has a constant replay and your songs happen to keep popping up. by coincidence, i definitely don’t make the rules. so if your monthly listens end up skyrocketing into the millions, this is your gentle nudge that it could quite possibly be a fellow brit supporting an already spectacular artist. between you and me, is there a favourite song out of the bunch that you’d call your number one? / @tomlinsonlou

[thollandhq]

i’ll set the scene: there i am on a rather less than entertaining night. i’m struggling to find something to watch to keep my attention. i happen to be swapping through streaming services like crazy trying to find something that’ll stick. i come across a spooky classic with a certain someone on the title. i click, decide to give it a fair chance. as i’m sitting there, i find myself really enjoying said movie. one could say it was a little too good. there’s nothing that really made me flinch or had me holding onto my chest from pure terror. and then, i relaxed because i assumed it was one of those dark comedy horror movies that didn’t take itself all too serious. and it no doubt made me laugh at scenes whiles also making me gasp. and then it was only scarier. with multiple high schooler casualties. to say the least i could’ve stream lined straight off of my couch and broken the ceiling each time it happened. i preface all of this with a brava for your performance as jennifer. i’ll definitely be needing to spend the next few nights with the lights on and locking all my doors in fear of a cultist band to come knocking in the middle of the night. / @foxmeg

[thollandhq]

mackayhq​:

Oh, trust me when I say life’s certainly been a lot more busy these past couple of weeks, though such a joy at the same time! And thank you, mate, you know that means the world coming from you, always. Certainly a dream come true for both of us, though I don’t think I could have anticipated what being a father feels like. It’s honestly so surreal every day and probably more so if I let myself think on it a lot. You’re anything but in the background, Tom, and honestly one of the folks I love sharing these things with, so you can’t be surprised I answered all the questions! It’s just a wonder you don’t tire of hearing me ramble on. I’m wonderful though! Not even complaining about less sleep, though initially I did that to myself just staying up and watching them. We’re now both getting a little better at napping when they nap. You know I’d love to see you! Are you in London at the moment? You should come by the house and I’d be happy to make us tea and have a visit. You can meet the girls! They’ve been asking about their Uncle Tom, after all. Maybe not in so many words, but I can sense it. I promise you’re not imposing on anything though, and we’d love to have you. So you’ll have to let me know when you can drop in!

that’s totally understandable. you never know what you’re jumping into until you’re actually in it. i’m sure they’re getting all the love and attention they can at the moment. you are an absolute trooper. now just remember those lines the next few times you’re asked the same questions, yeah? don’t make me tear up! you know how special you are in the bottom of my heart and i’m just buzzing for you in this new chapter of your life. if there’s one thing i never tire of, it’s talking to you. most times i feel like the hours get away from us and i can’t believe we’ve known each other for almost a third of our lives. trying to memorize their every feature. that’s good to hear. at least you aren’t being fully withdrawn from some rest. every minute counts. i do happen to be strolling through, yes. i’ll bring something over for us to eat while i’m in the market. by the time the visit’s over, i’ll try my very best to win them over. it’s hard to stack up to those expectations you’ve set, but if the best uncle is what they need, that’s certainly what i’ll strive to be. whenever it’s the best time for you and lily and the girls’ schedule. this uncle’s extremely flexible.

[thollandhq]

hello, talented whistle tone queen. as i’m sure all of your fans are dying to know — me included in that narrative — when is it going to be official that i can call you glinda the good witch? i know you probably can’t divulge much information but i thought i’d congratulate you on this momentous occasion. you can bring broadway to their knees, drop chart topping record after record, honestly how do you manage it all? and where does all that brilliant genius come from? or are you just like maybelline and you’re born with it? / @hollywoodbabeariana

[thollandhq]

chang---kyun​:

You play a wonderful Peter Parker and Nathan Drake. So it’s fine. You are amazing. I”m just coming for the Halloween weekend. Then back to South Korea to work work work! But I”m uber excited to spend it getting scared shitless and enjoying the time. I like Christmas too cause they usually give us a break and I can visit my parents.

you’re much too kind to say that. do you have a knack for compliments, because you’ve got this mate nearly blushing. i definitely couldn’t rap as well as you do. maybe with a one off, but most of the time i just end up saying gibberish. glad to know you’re getting a much deserved break and chose to spend it here! if you’re looking to get spooked that’ll be an easy task to accomplish within the next week, even days in preparation for halloween. do you plan to go to any haunted mansions or watch anything having to do with horror? ah yes, that would be another pro to add to the list for sure.

[thollandhq]

all right, you’ve caught me in a very compromising position. i miss that sly little smirk of yours more than i’d like to admit. where have you been lately, pops? playing catch with somebody else? if the answer to that question is yes, i’ll be deeply offended. also, if you haven’t at least thought back to our nonexistent time together with the fondest of memories attached, cut the cameras and just throw the whole entire film into the trash. all this to say, do you think the world would ever be ready for an actual father and son duo? how do we set the standard? i like to think we could do it quite well, but maybe that’s my bias being a bit too eager. they need it from us, but this time with us both on screen at the same time, so they know we were actually around one another. / @skarsgardhqs

[thollandhq]

now, trust me when i say i know your life at the moment couldn’t be any more busy. i do want to first give my congratulations — the lot of it — to you and your dear wife on the addition of your girls. do you feel like it’s a dream come true? is it what you imagined it would be? becoming a dad? i’m also well aware you’ve probably had those questions aimed at you nearly every second since you became a dad. i promise i’m not trying to be the clichè background supporting friend. you don’t have to answer them. i really honestly and truly want to know how you’ve been doing. and if you do have the time to catch your breath, i’d love to meet up for a cup of tea. whenever, wherever. doesn’t necessarily have to be in this millennium. just a promise that it will happen at some point in the future. i miss the mess out of you but i know you’re probably in a bit of transition and i wouldn’t want to impose on that. / @mackayhq

[chang---kyun-deactivated2022121]

I am wicked hyped to be able to fly out to LA to spend the weekend with you Americans. I’m aware not all of you are American. So let me rephrase that and say all of you are terrific awesome people! We don’t focus on Halloween and such here. We do spooky things, but it’s not big and crazy like in the states! So Hi, I’m Changkyun, one half of the rap line and the youngest of the Korean group Monsta X. I’m freaking hyped for Halloween as it is my jam! What’s your favorite holiday?

@gonehollywoodstarters​

[thollandhq]

i don’t fall into the american category, but i guess i could since i live there most days. you’re coming to los angeles? are you spending the halloween season there or is it just for a short time? hey, changkyun, i’m tom. i don’t know, i’m a bit biased to christmas but that’s just me. with all the time to really soak up family time and closing a chapter on another year, it’s nice.

[flxrencepxgh]

so today i spent the day putting up all my fall and halloween decor and i love it so much. to end the day, i thought i would sit down with a scary movie. until it dawned on me i live alone and cannot cope with scary things unless i have someone else there. this is the point where i thank disney+ because they came through for me. i ended up having a marathon of all the old school disney movies. halloween town? iconic. twitches? perfection. this is what i needed and i can go to bed tonight not totally afarid someone is coming after me. little pissed off though that i am waking up with no witchy powers. anyway,  i’m florence but you can call me flo, what halloween movies should i try next? @gonehollywoodstarters​

[thollandhq]

how much decorating are we talking, flo? bedazzling the place to the nines or is it a few paper bats here and there? any movie title with the name halloween on disney plus seems like a safe way to go. have you seen hocus pocus and it’s new premiere? it’s a shame you’re not a twin either. or are you? i’m totally kidding. let me think. maybe the nightmare before christmas? the haunted mansion? those two seem to come to mind.

[jvcobasil-ia]

  a six day break from filming in italy, it perfectly lining up with horror nights and you expect me to not take it as a sign from the universe to immediately book a flight home? it’s a rhetorical question, i arrive back in la on thursday just in time for the fun weekend ahead! & if you couldn’t already tell by the impulsive decision or my intense love of all things halloween i’m a big fan of the holiday and october in general but the only downside, and trust me i’m aware of the irony, is i spook easy – so if any of you beautiful humans want to offer me a hand to hold or body to hide behind, i’ll be accepting any and all applications! i may attempt to sacrifice you to save myself but perks include me paying for drinks and showing you pictures of my new pup! @gonehollywoodstarters​.

[thollandhq]

don’t feel bad about admitting it. to my core, i’m a bit of a scaredy cat when it comes to horror movies as well. i’d much rather plug into a comedy or action movie over gore, blood and guts. i’m not too sure i’ll be the best candidate in being a calm, solid rock in the midst of the movie watching, but i’ll be more than happy to give it a try. are there any movies in particular you were planning on watching? the drinks and puppy photos are much appreciated. how old is your newest addition?

[dylrhodes-deactivated20230825]

after opening my first two shops in barcelona, then my second two shops in london – and finishing up my next shop in paris. i’m finally getting the opportunity to open up two new shops in two places that i’ve been trying to break into for years. i just signed the paperwork for opening up a shop in dubai, and last week i signed the paperwork for opening up a shop in las vegas. when i fucked my knee up and ended my career as a footballer – i had thought my life was over. when i first started to get scouted for modeling, i never thought my career would take off like it did. but now thanks to this face, and let’s be real, my tattoos – i’m on my way to owning seven multi-purpose barber, tattoo and gym concept shops. and i’m a friendly bloke, but i can’t help but want to throw my middle finger up to my former football manger who told me i wouldn’t amount to anything once my knee was blown. mans assumed i was all brawn and no brain – glad to have proved him wrong. by the way, i’m stephen and normally i don’t list all my accomplishments like a fuckin’ tosser but life’s been real good to me, and i hope it’s been good to you. | @gonehollywoodstarters​

[thollandhq]

you’ve been racking up a pretty hefty résumé if i do say so. good on you for proving your doubters wrong — especially that bloke of a coach. you never can underestimate someone’s potential if they have the drive and desire to achieve their goals. and you certainly have that drive. clearly, mate’s never been wrong in his life. until that moment, i’m sure. you’ve got a great story that’s come out of your setbacks and obstacles, and i just know people who will listen with their jaws on the floor. because that’s what happened to me when i heard that story of yours. that’s very kind of you. it has been. it’s great to meet you, stephen. the pleasure’s all mine. i’m tom.