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funny is tall as fuck dude what the hell
Steele!
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Name: Steele
Age: Mid to late 20s
Appearance:
Black hair which is half assedly slicked back all the time.
Appears average in height due to his posture being horrendous. His statue is almost that of a wall if he does straighten up.
Wears a dirty white tank top with a heavy black leather jacket with loads of pockets and other little add ons on top. Super worn out. But also super practical. Old pants that hes stitched together like 15 times instead of buying new ones. They're patchwork at this point.
He has horrible bags under his eyes, as well as a tendency to stare at people in utter silence.
Also has a strange tattoo on his neck. What's up with that?
Personality:
Stoic, silent, easily irritated, grumpy, tired... oddly enough very patient with others emotions.
Strengths:
Handling guns and explosives!!!!
As well as... cooking.
Weaknesses:
resignation, compulsive behavior, finally letting go.
His role:
The impulsive knucklehead. What else would it be?
And his goal?
To maybe get up the money for some more plant fertilizer. And to make sure his undeniable purpose doesn't get in the way of others.
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a random fact:
No matter the weapon hes holding, he doesn't keep his finger on the trigger.
my dumbass forgot to put the pictures at the start in 😔
woah look how cool they're being
Steele!
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Name: Steele
Age: Mid to late 20s
Appearance:
Black hair which is half assedly slicked back all the time.
Appears average in height due to his posture being horrendous. His statue is almost that of a wall if he does straighten up.
Wears a dirty white tank top with a heavy black leather jacket with loads of pockets and other little add ons on top. Super worn out. But also super practical. Old pants that hes stitched together like 15 times instead of buying new ones. They're patchwork at this point.
He has horrible bags under his eyes, as well as a tendency to stare at people in utter silence.
Also has a strange tattoo on his neck. What's up with that?
Personality:
Stoic, silent, easily irritated, grumpy, tired... oddly enough very patient with others emotions.
Strengths:
Handling guns and explosives!!!!
As well as... cooking.
Weaknesses:
resignation, compulsive behavior, finally letting go.
His role:
The impulsive knucklehead. What else would it be?
And his goal?
To maybe get up the money for some more plant fertilizer. And to make sure his undeniable purpose doesn't get in the way of others.
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a random fact:
No matter the weapon hes holding, he doesn't keep his finger on the trigger.
Danny!
man I gotta get back on that posting grind
anyway here's an old Danny drawing from a few years ago! I'm pretty sure I showed this to everyone I know because I was so proud of it at the time >:)
Also does anyone remember this video or am I going insane
What's your favorite era of jorel from an artistic standpoint (as in drawing him)
Ohohooo... you ask me the right questions.
I draw the guys pretty regularly without their masks, so anywhere he has his gauges! Love only having to draw two circles to make someone recognizable haha
Though mask/style wise probably everything from American tragedy to Five
Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know
I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.
Open tags
I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6
@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace
@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16
@fortheloveofgrantaire
i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D
and i am doing art and music for gcse
@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!
I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in
I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P
Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔
Thats like a fear of blood right
I can sing
I was in my school choir
@inkanddragons @inferno-the-skywing @inkanddragons @evilpineapple-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical
I'm scared of heights, and scared of locking my door, and not locking my door.
I write exclusively with ink pens.
ALL of my writing is handwritten and then OCR'd into text
I used to sing before The Dark Times
I have 2 moms (theyre GAY!) and am generally uninteresting
@burrbeast @1kit uh probably other people i forgot sorry im so sorry sorry sorry
I used to be in the Scouts, that's a thing folks don't know yeah?
@freakasaurus-rex @disappointedwaffles @sapphic-dice @nevadamerchant @vaeh2011
I like uhhh crocheting (:
@raish-ryeson-robinson-i @faceless-crowd @s7nnydrop-flower @h4zelnutwastaken
I do game dev
@vaeh2011 @delunafazfox @alwaysoc @nebulabrigade @flyingsaucerpassenger @flawed-silken-child @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit
I've been sitting here for like 10+ minutes tryna think of something and the only thing that really comes to mind is probably the fact that we're technically related to Geoffrey Rush?
He's like, our grandfather's cousin or something, but we've never met him or anything
Probably not of much interested especially since I know he was accused of some not very cool things (not that we ever cared to pay much attention, since again we never interacted with him personally), but it's a fact about us that most people don't know 🤷
@calamity-collective @depressedquetzal @interstellar-espresso @thedeltavessel /nf
i have natural red hair irl and uhhhhhhhhh idk what else -luci
@thepantheonsarchive @lucs-madness
im mildly allergic to chocolate but i eat it anyway bc no amount of vicious diarrhea will make nutella not worth it. it was only very recently that i learned that chocolate isnt supposed to be spicy
@handageddon @theblueshark @thatsillystarboy @floorgle
thanks for the tag!!
I have 8 nieces and nephews, 2 I’ve never met, 1 I only see on Halloween cause they trick or treat at my house.
The oldest two are 11 and 13 and the youngest is only a few months old
The way my family works is like a promotion system, so say you have a cousin who’s going to have a baby, the cousins of said cousin become aunts and uncles, the aunts and uncles become grandparents, and the nieces and nephews become cousins.
@spineless-lobster @coffin-dwelling-tramp @wizardshark
@meelonsquid @strange-nerd-boy @argentleif
@paste-pancakes @sarinalmk @i-m-verysad
@georgios-theshark @kiwi-green-tea and anyone else
Ty for the tag :D
I hate cheese like the taste and the texture and the smell are just weird and gross to me idk
@polyamoryfan9784 @kutie106 @totally-not-a-commie
@cosyfroggo @crispwormsoda @harbinger-of-silly
@friend-of-axolotls @kipper7 @stargazinghorror @theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom and anyone else who wants to :D
ty for the tag!!! :3
i ate rocks once when I was younger
@a-fucking-tornado @frooooooooogs + open tags!
you did WHAT.
uhh i really hate eating at restaurants it’s too public and loud and i don’t like ordering and i have a lot of texture issues with foods lol
@apple-temp @emdure @lunalikeswomen + anyone who wants to!
I have bullet casings on my bedside table
@aster-undercloak @soopsop @revived-crows @kittylaser @drizzles-in-paradise
I went by the name Citrus for my entire eighth grade year and realized that I lowkey hated it a couple months in (hence why I started going by Acey when I began high school)
@catboy-tdick @moonsandloons @spacebnnui @itsjadie @oliver-thebiodegradable @darksilvershadows36 @figzandfangz @mythicandco @crttvv @nonhumaninallways (all /nf) + open tags!
YAAYYY HIHI
ummmm umm.. not about me but about my pets.. ive had two cats and both of them are really big for cats?? like theyre just Large. not fat or anything just like.. big. idk !!!!
ummm open tags because idk who to tag yayy
I’m OSHA certified
@hoisinblackcat @eatin-bread-n-cryin @xrollthedicex @what-da-doe-doin @phagechan @torrentialchaos @ineedmoreartofyuki @e11ie-bonez @stupid-deer @dekkadism @ursa-the-stranger @crttvv @kopic-con-k @fairyfencereri @krepx3 @ratbugs
Welll… I have a SECOND BLOG! And my Favourite animal isssss Greenland Shark!!
Open Tagsssssss
@dethuio11
ive done ballet for over 10 years, and im going to study to be a ballet teacher.
@inkflavoredbasil3 @magatamahairclips
I wasn't tagged but
I can't eat too much peanut butter otherwise i get diarrhea and throw up. And I am learning japanese so I can play more unlocalized Otome games, i can actually read almost all hiragana at a glance like english(i just don't know what most of it means lol)
@caffeinated-chocolate @misteria247 and other moots and people who want to play. Sorry, I'm very bad at removing usernames and which people are moots.
ty for the tag!!!
hmm... i don't really know actually... i guess the fact that i naturally have a pretty high caffeine tolerance something a little unpredictable, especially given my username ˙𐃷˙
@artandbeauty71 @cr34mch33s3 @flying-fishess @ina-equinox @mary-lennox-1955 @magatamahairclips @mysomoto @notvlp @noodle-bro @orangewsunglasses + open tags!
thank youu <3
Something I very rarely talk about here is that i love learning languages! (at least when I'm in the mood for it lol)
I taught myself modern Greek when I was 12 - which helped me when I started learning ancient Greek as well - which is something I find really cool :)
As of now I'm fluent in Italian (native language so obv) and English (C2 level), I can read/understand most French and Spanish, some Greek and Portuguese, plus some general knowledge of German and Swedish
I've also tried getting into slavic languages bc I LOVE the culture but for some reason I cannot learn a thing 😭
But yeah haha
tagsss @leonardbirdstein @bramalamania @shakespeare-guy-anon @straywings @dor-mp3 @v4mp1rism @pinkofheart @spineless-lobster @send-me-to-the-exr @sencaeneus @badgirlphilologist @noctilionoidea @semi-sepultusviator @ghostskin + anyone else (moots consider yourself all tagged :'))
I have 15,000 edits on Wikipedia
@sillylo2 @philixophy @azura-lives @its-a-me-chaosthedragon @theronanlynchshow and whoever
i tore my right hip abductor muscle doing track in 8th grade and then re-tore it during fall guard my sophomore year and it’s literally never been the same 😭 (it hurts when i drive for over 30 minutes at a time lmao) BUT on the fun side i can crack my hip really easily now and it makes horrible grating noises that can scare the shit outta people who don’t know the hip lore
all this in addition to my hyper flexibility and my back being legitimately Built Different (hahaha it’s an inward curve from scoliosis) makes me incredibly flexible in a deeply off-putting way and pretty freaking good at dance
tags!: @yourlocalbadgerscales @lady--hibiscus @sunchasingthestar @raeprise @sweetlittlelizbian @swanboyy @simonsays-begaydocrime
@chickencentaur @queenarsinoethepoisoner @lostcavernanchor @fictionalsimp09 @kutie106 @intoomanyfandomstolist & anyone else who wants to!
That's kinda fascinating actually, and very on brand for a guardist
I make my own pins for fandoms I'm in and there's almost always some sort of ink on my skin, either from making said pins or just straight up drawing on myself :)
@idontexist734 @drudg30n @8-aladdin-sane-8 @fizgabzi14 and anyone else
thankss for the tag <333
uhh lets see. did i mention to yall that im proficient in nunchucks
@adhd-nighmare @d7ath @acreatureinyourwalls @freshcarrotsfinally @jamesblackpotter @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @psyche-official @ratcalledmicah @rapunzelspan @sell-my-soul @thedamsolangelofan @the-grassy-hill @thatweirdnumber @where-re-they + open tags
oh wow this is certainly interesting (thanks for the tag :D)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck i can't think
i've camped overnight (like in a tent) on 4 separate occasions and somehow survived them all
tags:
@bubblemintz567 @fluidlee @psyche-official @genderfluiddisaster + open tags
thanks for the tag :)
And ig my fact is that I've been attending the same performing arts school since I was 4.
@gardenofpebbless @psyche-official @fluidlee and open tags
gods thanks for the tag lol
third time!
i have like three water bottles i use on a regular basis
one i bring to school
one i bring to extracurriculars
and one lives in my room
open tags T-T
I have a sort of overbite.
I’ve always smiled with my bottom teeth hiding behind my top teeth and have been resting my jaw more backwards (most times)with my tongue between my teeth,
I can move it to the correct spot but I find it more uncomfortable and hard(+inconvenient to make sure it’s in the correct spot), so I’ve never tried fixing it.
Haven’t experienced any issues with it so yolo!
@thepunkysofthepunks @jaedyn-here +anyone else!(opentags)
nothings really interesting about me im lwk like a default character BUT
my irl friends know this, but i really like history/AP and enjoy the subject entirely, i find it fun and its generally one of the easiest subjects in my opinion. :] and yes, i do have a copy of el filibusterismo(the reign of greed) and noli me tangere(the social cancer/touch me not) though i'm only a few pages in and i hadn't finished it yet ;-;
absolutely NO pressure at all, reblog if you want : @y1f4 @askthesonnellin0s @stars-flesh-and-bone @muffinstuffins11 @theannoyingparasite @boredomgayartist @specified6 @jrw006 @nerilefou @yourlocalgummybear + any1 else i forgot and opentags :)
Ummmmmmmm I know 3 different instruments, one of which is so niche it might kinda dox me... the other two are piano and drums :)
@mythawolf @annoying--moth @angeygirl @jamezplayzmc @itsaboon @calstronaut @chocorolleta
this is just like a fact about you uh ok
Me and my friend and sis have made 2 movies, one of which is feature-length (1:42:32 long) and a parody film thats 30 mins long and we are working on four short films each of us making one (including a newer person to the studio making one) so yuh thats my fact
@thelesbianpizza @sirjthered @klilsacc @localinternetidiot @spirit-of-a-kiger @cjean14 @caria201
Wasn't pinged but I'm joining in anyway
I have like. Five big cases of just discs. Movies. Tons of them. They're my mom's but name an old-ish movie and Ma probably has it
It increases by the month. She gets more discs because she doesn't want to rely on streaming services for movies she loves. She uses streaming to look for movies she would want or doesn't want to rent.
It's so cool.
Any tag time
Lemme go look at my uh.. my tag masterpost
Okay now time for tags
Uuummmm okay so smt Ig that I haven't mentioned (at least not on tumblr) but my mom died when I was 7 yo and I have a really strained relationship with my stepmother because she thinks I'm "evil" and my dad almost divorced her because she crashed out on me over petting her dog a few years ago.
Sorry I don't have anything interesting besides family drama :T
@n0cr4d @4li3n-g1rl @lilorangecat @betamunk @b39un2blur @justcoal @doodle-noodle-135 @danaridana
Not gunna tag anymore people cause idk that would take to long.
i cannot wear pants without holes on the knees because closed pants stress me tf out LOL i also get in trouble sometimes when somebody actively asks me to wear okayish pants on some formal events. because i don't have it!!!! i have no formal apparel at my wardrobe at all
the same thing goes with my hair i guess because im half fucking bald most of the time and the rest of hair is kinda messy and doesn't suit the formal theme. i'm not a formal style person
@deadcatg1rl @telqqqv @pigeonsuspect if you want to :D
Yayy I was tagged!! :D
I always wear the same bracelets over and over: Around 10 different blues, silvers and some lime green on one side, along with a special silver one with a bunch of stars hanging from it 💫 (the silver is peeling off because I wear it so much..sigh) The other side are three different ones in red.
I connect those specific colors with the time in which I found my favorite band :)
Also they literally sparkle like a fucking discoball if I step into the sun. I will blind anyone that steps into my general vicinity.
The rest of my outfit can be entirely dark and scary looking, I do NOT care. I will wear those bracelets.
Open Tags!
MORE PIRATES!!
ooo pirates stumbling upon a supposedly treasure filled cave and accidentally waking up some century old entity instead oooo
actually drawing the tattoos is terrifying man
Dead Bite and Day of the Dead
Fools Geodes
@hngmn7div This might answer your question about whether Steele owns any plants…
The Beginning
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Tap-tap.
Steele was sure he hadn’t misheard this time.
Lowering his head and slowing his steps, he pushed through the bathroom door, instinctively grabbing the shotgun by his commode. Helpful moss softened the sound of his steps, though it hurt him physically to have to harm it with his weight. He’d never dare usually, but this was an exception.
Once Steele turned the corner to the kitchen, he didn’t see anything at first.
Tap-tap.
Whipping his head to the side, he was met with the sight of a pair of clothed legs, and a pair of shoes tapping on his kitchen counter.
Someone was standing on his kitchen counter.
With a click, he’d aimed the barrel up, right at the intruders head. But the stranger only continued to nod emphatically at their surroundings, idly taking it all in with both hands on their hips.
The leaves creeping up the drainpipe of the kitchen sink. The tendrils of ivy seemingly exploring the different kitchen cabinets. Moss filling the spaces where floor tiles had seemingly once shattered.
They whistled appreciatively.
“Whoo. Nice interior.”
The stranger spun on their heel, still elevated by the kitchen counter, although their face finally came into view. And Steele had in no way anticipated the bright eyed individual who was looking around his apartment with what he believed was curiosity.
“Homey.”
Their voice was laced with amusement, but also genuine interest at the rush of new information flooding their eyesight.
Steele tightened his grip on the gun, preparing to scare the shameless home-invader away with a powerful shout.
“…get out.”
Had his voice always been this quiet?
The home-invaders eyes flicked down towards him for the first time. To the barrel, to his hand near the trigger, to him again. Not uninterested, but unconcerned.
“I said get out!”
Again, his voice barely sounded like a hoarse murmur, and Steele almost coughed in the process. He brought the back of his hand towards his mouth, awkwardly clearing his throat. His face scrunched up at the sheer discomfort of sound passing through his throat.
The stranger blinked.
“…for someone who hasn’t talked in years you sure are talkative.”
Wham.
With a deliberate step off the counter, they landed on the floor in front of him, causing Steele to flinch back a step, shoulders raised and tense.
The face he was pointing his weapon at held two wide eyes, two eyebrows raised with expectation, and a smile that seemed to be the baseline of their expressiveness. Their blonde hair was slicked back almost like his, only difference being the sharp way it continued off the back of their head. The shape reminded Steele of a finch’s beak. The kind that sat at his window sill in the mornings to watch him brush his teeth.
Before he could say a thing, they had flicked the steel part of the gun like it was merely a stick, but the moment they did, Steele yanked the gun into another direction with a grunt. Even after realising that the gun hadn’t gone off, he was pale as a sheet, paler than usual, and his hands were shaking with adrenaline.
“Calm down! You ain’t gonna shoot me that easy.”
They grinned at him like it was a particularly funny joke.
Steele didn’t find anything about it funny.
Captain Funny!
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TO THE CAPTAIN!!
hehe
his name is jackpot. appreciate him
I hold.. so much love in my heart...