Yeah, but in pink.

I'm Tom, 26, residing in Derbyshire (the miserable half). Lover of history, comedy, castles and the eighteenth century. Would prefer to be living in a P.G. Wodehouse short story. Bi. She/He

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

guy who sees something scary and says This is activating my suck or fuck response

[thomaspaine]

Stay out of my dreams already

What?

[thomaspaine]

Yay you came back

<3 I'm going again now though unfortunately. dm me if you want to follow me elsewhere

[thomaspaine]

so how is everyone

[lizbethborden]

I'm sure somebody's done this but.

[thomaspaine]

Do you have a new blog?

No, I do not!

[thomaspaine]

What is thy twitter mortal?

dm me

[thomaspaine]

Just to let you all know I am probably going to be retiring this blog soon, so if you would like to follow me on Twitter or elsewhere dm me!!

[lightxxxdarkness]

Favorite Harlots costumes (2/?): Charlotte’s lovely outfit worn in s01e02

[barnabastomcollins]

Oh no *dramatically opens window* i sure hope no vampires come in here *puts on sluttiest nightgown* that would be so terrible *turns on neon sign that says "you are super duper invited in"* oh goodness the horror oh no

[ghostpidgeon]

Button House in the 1500s, 1700s, 1800s, 1900s and 2000s

[givemearmstopraywith]

why are you, as a man, not wearing dangly earring 

[valtsv]

whoever came up with kissing someone's hand as a sign of respect knew what they were doing. slut.

[klassizismus]

A Painter’s Studio, 1800, by Louis Leopold Boilly (French, 1761-1845)

[thesoldiersminute]

Deleted scenes of Anya Taylor-Joy in Emma (2020).

[scandalousladysuggestion]

I love raising the castle drawbridge. Like, bitch, you thought you were getting in? THUNK!!!!!!!!!

[ijaazat]

pulls men in my lap to feminize them