Thor Odinson

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[notthatagentbarton]

 Lila was silent for a moment glaring at Thor in her best imitation of a frost giant. Her tiny 5′2 frame barely rising to his shoulder, did not mean she couldn’t feel like a giant. 

“Well… you could always stay longer this time…” she softened a little letting some of her emotions bleed out. “Not go back home as soon as the world is safe. Stay for the family part of the job…” 

[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

Thor nodded his head, his shoulders relaxing and relenting to her request. “I am able to remain a while; however, the family aspect of remaining on Asgard is not a job. Family is family and never a job.”

[notthatagentbarton]

  Lila was pouting. It wasn’t fair and she knew it, but she was too stubborn to just let it drop “Well… I beg to differ. Where were you when I graduated.. Mister defender of the Earth?” she scolded and crossed her arms over her chest looking like her mother. “Doesn’t seem like doing your job to me. Certainly not impressive” 

[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

“For sooth, Thor nodded. “I didst mist thy commencement ceremony, but I did not hear of the announcement until I had returned to Midgard. Pray thou wilt allow me to make amends for my absence.”

[notthatagentbarton]

“Right, well… call me when you’re less determined to be impressive and a little more determined to do your damn job”

[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

“But I am always both, Daughter of Barton.”

[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

Send Me "Right Here" For A Public Sex Themed Sentence Starter!

1. "Come on, nobody's even looking"

2. "We should make a list of places to have sex"

3. "Stop it, I'm trying to watch the movie"

4. "I dare you to get on your knees right now"

5. "Just give me a little peek..."

6. "This place is pretty deserted, it's giving me ideas."

7. "Have you ever had sex in public."

8. "Can you remember all the dirty things we did last time we came here?"

9. "Meet me in the bathroom in five minutes."

10. "Think anyone would notice if I slipped my hand down your pants?"

11. "Stop grabbing my ass, people are looking."

12. "Shall we pull over? I know a great spot."

13. "Come on, I want to put on a show."

14. "I know a great club where we can do anything we want."

15. "I need you. Right now."

16. "Whats the weirdest place you've ever had sex?"

17. "Please? I'm really horny."

18. "I think this picnic needs spicing up a little."

19. "Lift up your shirt, let me see."

20. "I bet I could give you an orgasm without anyone noticing"

21. "You promised we could do it anywhere. So why not here?"

22. "How about we sneak off and go have our own fun?"

23. "You look so hot when you dance."

24. "Take your clothes off. Right here."

25. "Oops...I dropped my napkin"

26. "I don't think I can wait until we get home."

27. "Get up on the hood of the car so everyone can see."

28. "So...Have you ever had sex in a church?"

29. "Do you think anyone can see us from all the way up here?"

30. "Let me come in the changing room and help you out of that."

31. "You know what the best thing to do while camping is? Fuck."

32. "Is a playground at night a totally inappropriate place to fool around?"

33. "I need you to come in the supply closet and look at something."

34. "I don't want to go all the way home. Lets just do it here."

35. "You know...I've never actually had sex on a beach..."

36. "Lets just duck into the toilets. Nobody will know."

37. "What if we stayed in the department store until after closing and had sex."

38. "Just put your hand under the table and feel it."

39. "I wonder if we can have sex in Ikea without being caught."

40. "This ghost train is supposed to last half an hour. I wonder what we can do in that time.."

41. "Looks like we're stuck here. How about we fool around?"

42. "It's dark enough in here to get away with anything"

43. "How great would it be to have sex on the London Eye?"

44. "Who cares if everyones watching?"

45. "I know the catacombs are spooky, but how about we explore it in our own way?"

46. "I would love to look over the whole of Paris while making love to you."

47. "who knows how long we will be stuck in this lift. Might as well occupy ourselves."

48. "Are you really flashing me? Here, of all places?"

49. "Lets see how much fun we can have in the library without making any sound."

50. "I've always wanted to fuck on a yacht."

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Reblog if you’re an Marvel rp account

Mouse is creating a masterlist for every independent Marvel roleplayer.

The list is here.

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[makethemlisten]

Put "I mean..." in my inbox if your muse has masturbated thinking about my muse.

Put “I mean…KIND OF” if it was on more than one occasion.

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “🐷” for my muse to give yours a piggyback ride.

Bonus: Send “🐷 reverse” for your muse to offer to give mine a piggyback ride.

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DADDY/MOMMY KINK SENTENCE STARTERS

1. "Come here little girl/boy and sit in my lap"

2. "Give Daddy/Mommy a kiss."

3. "I think it's time for some play, don't you?"

4. "Go and pick a toy for us to play with."

5. "Don't you want to make me proud?"

6. "Come on, time for bed."

7. "Put Daddy's cock/ Mommy's tits in your mouth, theres a good girl/boy."

8. "Daddy's/ Mommy's had enough now, stop that."

9. "Let me tie you up baby."

10. "You look so pretty with your head in my lap"

11. "I've bought you lots of new presents, want to see?"

12. "Try that on, and I'll wait here."

13. "Fix Daddy/ Mommy a drink? It's been a long day."

14. "Come here, I want to cuddle"

15. "Let Daddy/ Mommy put his fingers inside of you."

16. "Did you see any toys you liked on the website baby?"

17. "Lets go lie down and pretend to have a nap."

18. "Come here baby and sit on my face"

19. "You have to do something for me, before I do something for you."

20. "Think you can still concentrate with my fingers inside of you?"

21. "Did you know you have the cutest butt I've ever seen?"

22. "Bend over for me baby."

23. "Stop bouncing up and down, you're distracting me from my work."

24. "So what do you want to do today baby?"

25. "Daddy/Mommy has the whole day off work. Lets stay in bed."

26. "I think it's bathtime, don't you?"

27. "Now where did you learn to dance like that?"

28. "I have some chocolate, you want to earn some?"

29. "Stay the night? I'll take good care of you."

30. "Daddys/Mommy's bored. Put that book down and come entertain me."

31. "Don't make Daddy/Mommy have to punish you. Don't you want to be a good girl/boy?"

32. "You're Daddy's/Mommy's special girl/boy."

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Suggestive Sentence Starters

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

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[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

"Where were you?

Thor looked down at Jane, taking a deep breath. “You know where I was.” He was almost a bit confused by her question.

[astrologistdrfoster]

“Are you sure what you said earlier. About. About the warrior thing?“she wondered curiously.

[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

He nodded his head slowly. “Remind me again,” he said with a smirk.

[astrologistdrfoster]

“About how you didn’t want me to Go into battle with u because of some. You would be distracted or something.

[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

"Yes, Jane. I did mean that." He shook his head. "You have to understand, I want you safe."

[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

"Where were you?

Thor looked down at Jane, taking a deep breath. “You know where I was.” He was almost a bit confused by her question.

[astrologistdrfoster]

“Are you sure what you said earlier. About. About the warrior thing?"she wondered curiously.

[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

He nodded his head slowly. “Remind me again,” he said with a smirk.

[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

Ask Meme - F•R•I•E•N•D•S version

"Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"

"I wanna quit the gym!"

"I wanna quit the bank!"

"You big tree..."

"How you doin'?"

"Wax the door shut. We're never leaving, ever."

"We were on a break!"

"I'm not great at the advice...can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"I tell people secrets, it makes them like me."

"[name] doesn't share food!"

"Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children....the personal ad writes itself."

"Well I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked."

"Why does anybody have to be naked?"

"Because, sometimes after you sleep with someone, you have to kill a fish."

"Are you sure you peed on the stick right?"

"It's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!"

"No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside!"

"Oh my God. You still have feelings for me, don't you?"

"In my defense, it was dark, and he was a very pretty guy!"

"Whoa, whoa, kindergarten flashback."

"Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback."

"Awww. Oh no, wait a minute. I have no one!"

"I have no idea what's going on but I'm excited."

"I'm so excited I may vomit."

"Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches."

"It was 18 pages. Front and back!"

"You're my lobster."

"Stick out your tongue."

"Take off your shirt!"

"Yeah, I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey."

"You know what they say, ask your slippers a question...you're going crazy."

"Did you see the kid on that nose?"

"We saw them doing it through the window. Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window."

"Crossed the line? You're so far past the line! The line is a dot to you!"

"I know they call this a loveseat, but I'm not feeling anything special towards you."

[thor-mightygodofthunder-blog]

"Where were you?

Thor looked down at Jane, taking a deep breath. “You know where I was.” He was almost a bit confused by her question.

[roleplayaskmemes]

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