James &quot;Logan&quot; Howlett

makethemlisten

Put "I mean..." in my inbox if your muse has masturbated thinking about my muse.

Put “I mean…KIND OF” if it was on more than one occasion.

musesgonnamuse

Send “🐷” for my muse to give yours a piggyback ride.

Bonus: Send “🐷 reverse” for your muse to offer to give mine a piggyback ride.

DADDY/MOMMY KINK SENTENCE STARTERS

1. "Come here little girl/boy and sit in my lap"

2. "Give Daddy/Mommy a kiss."

3. "I think it's time for some play, don't you?"

4. "Go and pick a toy for us to play with."

5. "Don't you want to make me proud?"

6. "Come on, time for bed."

7. "Put Daddy's cock/ Mommy's tits in your mouth, theres a good girl/boy."

8. "Daddy's/ Mommy's had enough now, stop that."

9. "Let me tie you up baby."

10. "You look so pretty with your head in my lap"

11. "I've bought you lots of new presents, want to see?"

12. "Try that on, and I'll wait here."

13. "Fix Daddy/ Mommy a drink? It's been a long day."

14. "Come here, I want to cuddle"

15. "Let Daddy/ Mommy put his fingers inside of you."

16. "Did you see any toys you liked on the website baby?"

17. "Lets go lie down and pretend to have a nap."

18. "Come here baby and sit on my face"

19. "You have to do something for me, before I do something for you."

20. "Think you can still concentrate with my fingers inside of you?"

21. "Did you know you have the cutest butt I've ever seen?"

22. "Bend over for me baby."

23. "Stop bouncing up and down, you're distracting me from my work."

24. "So what do you want to do today baby?"

25. "Daddy/Mommy has the whole day off work. Lets stay in bed."

26. "I think it's bathtime, don't you?"

27. "Now where did you learn to dance like that?"

28. "I have some chocolate, you want to earn some?"

29. "Stay the night? I'll take good care of you."

30. "Daddys/Mommy's bored. Put that book down and come entertain me."

31. "Don't make Daddy/Mommy have to punish you. Don't you want to be a good girl/boy?"

32. "You're Daddy's/Mommy's special girl/boy."

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Suggestive Sentence Starters

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

roleplayaskmemes

Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.

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"Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"

"I wanna quit the gym!"

"I wanna quit the bank!"

"You big tree..."

"How you doin'?"

"Wax the door shut. We're never leaving, ever."

"We were on a break!"

"I'm not great at the advice...can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"I tell people secrets, it makes them like me."

"[name] doesn't share food!"

"Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children....the personal ad writes itself."

"Well I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked."

"Why does anybody have to be naked?"

"Because, sometimes after you sleep with someone, you have to kill a fish."

"Are you sure you peed on the stick right?"

"It's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!"

"No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside!"

"Oh my God. You still have feelings for me, don't you?"

"In my defense, it was dark, and he was a very pretty guy!"

"Whoa, whoa, kindergarten flashback."

"Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback."

"Awww. Oh no, wait a minute. I have no one!"

"I have no idea what's going on but I'm excited."

"I'm so excited I may vomit."

"Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches."

"It was 18 pages. Front and back!"

"You're my lobster."

"Stick out your tongue."

"Take off your shirt!"

"Yeah, I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey."

"You know what they say, ask your slippers a question...you're going crazy."

"Did you see the kid on that nose?"

"We saw them doing it through the window. Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window."

"Crossed the line? You're so far past the line! The line is a dot to you!"

"I know they call this a loveseat, but I'm not feeling anything special towards you."

musesgonnamuse

send “💪” to catch my muse working out

bonus: send “ 💪 reverse” for my muse to catch your muse working out

roleplayaskmemes

Ask my muse personal questions, if they lie, the mun will answer it truthfully in the tags

[namesloganbub says: ] "Where are you planning on going?"

“Vi don’t knov but I can’t stay here.”

Kurt looked down, “I’ll fisit nefer said I vould stay avay for efer.”

“You shouldn’t be leaving her.”

#chat #thefuzzybluedemon

[namesloganbub says: ] "Where are you planning on going?"

“Vi don’t knov but I can’t stay here.”

She likes it here, I’m not going to take zat from her.”

“So, you’ll take you away from her. That’s nice. Real nice.”

#p #thefuzzybluedemon

[namesloganbub says: ] "Where are you planning on going?"

“Vi don’t knov but I can’t stay here.”

Kurt looked down, “Vi don’t want to be here any more, Logan!”

“You gonna take your sister with you or you just going to disappear on her too?”

#p #thefuzzybluedemon

[namesloganbub says: ] "Where are you planning on going?"

“Vi don’t knov but I can’t stay here.”