Deciding what various states taste like if I took a bite out of them
Only correct opinions here. /j
If you couldn't tell I'm fresh out of shit to talk about that's normal.
California - A very smokey veggie burger. That's like been sitting on a grill for a while and is slightly burnt but still good enough to eat if ketchup is added. Oh, and it has vegan cheese.
Texas - A brisket that was overdone a little, with a questionable seasoning combo, so it leaves a bit of a weird taste in ur mouth but the initial bites are always good. It's the aftertaste that ruins it.
Montana - Nothing but it's a little bit sweet so I don't mind it that much.
Iowa - Corn with extra butter added onto it and light salt
Georgia - Either lemon pepper wings or Churches Chicken served fresh. Any way it's good and if finish my plate. I'd just feel bad after because I ate so much.
New York - Probably a NY style pizza with extra cold ricotta cheese chunks on top.
PA - Philly cheese steak, self explanatory. I'm still eating the FUCK out of it.
North Carolina - Bojangles but like slightly off putting and a bit cold
Washington - A Greek salad. Why Greek? Idk
Alaska - One of those Klondike ice cream bars or whatever a baked Alaska tastes like. I haven't eaten that though. I'd eat again for the ice cream tho, I like ice cream.
Louisiana - A seafood boil but extra alcohol (like a LOT) was used to make it so I feel a little drunk after but I still finish and return for seconds.
Florida - All the worst food combinations you can imagine with a slight citrus flavor that actually brings it together in a disgustingly weird way so it isn't too unpleasant to eat.
Maryland - A really fucking good crab, that's like dripping in buttered garlic sauce. I love garlic.
Ohio - Bland chilli that doesn't have much seasonings at all added and is weirdly cheesy and not in the fun way.
Indiana - Nothing really but has a hint of soy bean in it.
Nevada - The sweetest like cotton candy desert that's actually really unhealthy. But I'd still finish it and come back for more because it tastes pretty good.
Mass - A gooey Boston Cream donut that's kinda messy to eat but tastes good overall so I'd get another. Would be better with cute sprinkles.
New Jersey - A shitty watered down pasta dish that's good enough to fill you up but over hyped by a lot of people. Second try might be better (it's not).
Arizona - Idk tbh... I'm mainly thinking like spicy, like super unbearably spicy that it's not even worth gunning back for. But you do get hints of mexican flavors and seasonings in between the pain. It's not bad, just very painful.
I'm done.
