Those Crass Gamers

A show starring some friends playing video games and doing everything they can to not be a shitty person.

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What's up fol-oh shit I didn't mean to say that.

September is our month long special.  We kick it off by playing Saint's Row 4, a game we both love.  Check it out.

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Check it out.  Pizza Delivery Girl.  A game where you deliver pizza in a dystopian future where Domino's pizza is actually better than an actual pizza place.  That is legit?  Okay.  Well the focus Rob saw was now the story but the concept in which the girl would get laughed at for the slightest screw up.  Something that legit happens every day in life.  Something I feel could be something neat when completed.

This game was recently kickstarted and funded.  Rob backed it.  Check it out.  maybe even play the demo yourself.

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The guys bring a friend along to go on a pub crawl.  Get it?  It’s a dungeon crawler that starts in a pub.  These jokes write themselves.

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The final episode of this playthrough of Metal Slug 3.  The guys are almost there... well Rob is anyways.  Tom's dead still which really doesn't surprise Rob.  They also talk about Star Wars stuff, mainly the Tie Advanced because Tom likes to talk about certain things and Rob likes to think he knows everything.

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The guys decide that the Hulk should start smoking to relax a bit.  Did it help?  I think that thumbnail kinda says otherwise.  Imagine how cool Hulk would look smashing things with a cigarette in his mouth, probably listening to some punk band.  Maybe this is how JadedPunkHulk got the idea.

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Hey guys, Rob here.  Just letting you all know a couple things.

1)We decided to change the format of the show a bit on 2 accounts.  Because we realized how long some of our content can be (Metal Slug 3, we are looking at you), there will be certain occasions where we upload 2 episodes a week.  Keeps the blood flowing.

2)We are separating our channel a bit.  There will be a main series of us playing regular games and there will be another series called TCG APB, Those Crass Gamers: Alphas, Prototypes, and Betas.  It's mainly to help us better get the 2 things in different rooms.

Maybe down the road we can up the update scheduling a bit but for now we are keeping a good pace and keeping content flowing.  Suggestions are always welcomed!

Got one?

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Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED… wait a minute.  Just because they made a half-life arcade game doesn’t mean this is it.  Imagine if they did?  Soldiers and aliens and zombie-like creatures from said alien species… I wonder if there is a mod for this game where instead of a knife, you pull out a crowbar.  IMAGINE THAT!

Anyways, Metal Slug 3 pt 3 is here and Rob might go to space.  Tom might have to grab a shovel to dig himself a grave?

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Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED... wait a minute.  Just because they made a half-life arcade game doesn't mean this is it.  Imagine if they did?  Soldiers and aliens and zombie-like creatures from said alien species... I wonder if there is a mod for this game where instead of a knife, you pull out a crowbar.  IMAGINE THAT!

Anyways, Metal Slug 3 pt 3 is here and Rob might go to space.  Tom might have to grab a shovel to dig himself a grave?

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Do you remember the 90s?  Kids these days.  At least we had sweet arcade games then where we'd blow a fortune on games like this only to not beat the game because it was difficult as fuck.

Metal Slug 3, part 2 everyone!

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Tom and Rob go stop that random baddy that keeps getting away with the same invasion tactics in Metal Slug 3.  Seriously?  Pretty sure they’d have killed the guy for those war crimes but ya know, whatever man.  I’m not the general of that 4 person army that’s more inclusive than Assassin Creed Unity.  I mean, half the playable characters are chicks.  What does that tell you, UBISOFT?

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EPISODE 6! Here we play a prototype called Radical Squad, a game that reminds me of Trauma Center and a point and click adventure had a baby on a train. Remember Trauma Center and you, A DOCTOR, had to defuse a bomb? Good times...

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Have you seen this episode yet?  Probably not!  It's a good one and it's only part one.  You know what that means?  Part 2 is probably coming out on Monday.  You should get on watching this while this episode is still considered new.  You know how kids these days and their fads always changing.

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this is the kind of stuff we wanna promote

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Hey look!  Tom goes on a Super Amazing Wagon Adventure (Turbo) and learns a bit of American history and wonders why both Tom and Rob failed history class stating they called in and airplane to carpet bomb the bandits while making their way out west in the 1800s.

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Hey look!  It's episode 3 where Tom and (mostly) Rob play Inspector Badass, a game that was found through this very site!  AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU AREN'T WATCHING PORN.

Seriously, Rob.  We need to have a talk about your porn addiction and writing this stuff in the 3rd person because it's getting out of hand.

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Hey look!  Episode 2!  More Mortal Kombat as they continue fighting in a wind tunnel.  They also figure out the specials in the game.  About damn time.

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Also wind tunnels again.