DREAMER

Lilly. Tasmania//Australia.

[spitzy-speaks-jp]

I love Greek food I love. that zeekey sauce

[lakesbian]

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[hotvampireadjacent]

I hate nepotism. That should have happened to me.

[girljeremystrong]

[technofinch]

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

[plasticmutations]

sentence i found on a grocery store review

[kendallroyvevo]

scrunching my face real hard rn

[brokenstick]

she ate

[kosmogrl]

[beaunydoorin]

strong contender for pic of all time

[cannibalchicken]

[toastbutteregg]

[kosmogrl]

[doggosource]