The Official Tumblr Of Thoth

~Hello...my name is Thoth, but you may call me Djehuty as well. I’m a god of knowledge, among many other things~ ((TKC/PJO/HoO ask blog!)) ((Asks - Open!))

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Only thing getting me through today is the thought of Starred Egyptian Tomb Ceilings

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Calming stars my beloved

[thoth-the-great]

I would think that of the two of us, being a knowledge god, I would be more of a “butt expert” than you, dear bot

[sexyalchemist]

*does a little twirl so my lab coat flares out in a pretty way*

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

nobody look at me I'm an idiot

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

I am the smartest person alive

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

nope, I’m dumb as fuck

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

I’m a beacon of knowledge

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

Is this my legacy in this hellhole?

[feeshies]

“mortals can’t, but a god of magic can”

okay i’m officially done looking at this

[thoth-the-great]

What's your current sciencw project?

Right now, I’m comparing the bounciness of different rubber bouncy balls on the market. It’s a serious thing that requires serious research. All of these companies say they have the bounciest balls, but who really does?

[thoth-the-great]

Bread

Bread?

[thoth-the-great]

Opinions on rice?

It is important food for many people and is quite delicious when prepared certain ways.

[newtonpermetersquare]

Hypotheses

[squagel]

Step 3: Write it down

Step 4: Include a section about how you could have fucked around differently

Step 5: Also include a section of sources that you used to justify fucking around in the first place

[feeshies]

Thoth unfolded the papyrus pages. “Oh, dear. I hate reading my old work. Look at this sentence. I’d never write it that way now.” He patted his lab coat pockets. “Red pen—does anyone have one?”

Character sheet for the Kane Chronicles interpretation of Thoth

old version

[yourlocalfrenchie]

@savameh

[feeshies]

“Knowledge of any value can’t be given. It must be sought and earned. You’re a teacher now, Carter. You should know this.”

Kane Chronicles Aesthetics: Thoth

I tried.

[musing-achievements]

↖️Achievement: Emerald Aura

🏆Truth, Intuition, Farsight, Wisdom, and Power of Knowledge are attributed to this Muse

[egypt-ancient-and-modern]

The Ancient Egyptian god Thoth

[thoth-the-great]

Oh thank gods you're more than 11

Obviously.

[lookatmeenoww-deactivated201301]

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

[danisontnonfire]

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

[notsalfisher]

You shouldn’t be on here if you’re 11 lmao

[aaa-bees-bees-bees]

Lmao

[im-suzy-not-a-salamander]

THOTH TAUGHT U WHAT NOW -Danae

murder spell :3

[stopcallingmybroseajesus]

@thoth-the-great U WHAT

[thoth-the-great]

I showed her it as a last resort. I didn’t expect her to tell people about it.

[stopcallingmybroseajesus]

I wish my dad cared enough to teach me that ;^;

[thoth-the-great]

I don’t think Poseidon knows any spells of that sort. Or any spells at all.

[im-suzy-not-a-salamander]

THOTH TAUGHT U WHAT NOW -Danae

murder spell :3

[stopcallingmybroseajesus]

@thoth-the-great U WHAT

[thoth-the-great]

I showed her it as a last resort. I didn’t expect her to tell people about it.