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"Are you really dating a stripper? Is it serious? Jesus Christ, Jon... What are we gonna tell dad?" (thotrobbstark)

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“I mean, do we really have to tell dad until it’s like… really really serious? Right now I would say its like seventy percent serious. Heavily on the serious side, but not marriage proposal yet…“ Jon always rambeled when he was nervous. It was one if the few tells he hadn’t worked through getting rid of yet. His cheeks were flushed and he could barely look at Robb. "You’d date him too if you knew him. He’s perfect.”

thotrobbstark

Robb had seen Jon nervous before, but this was something else.

"Not to the..." his voice dropped in disbelief and he whispered the next bit to himself. "marriage proposal."

Seeing the blush and the obvious discomfort, Robb placed a hand on the younger boy's shoulder. "Hey, if he's that perfect then dad will get over it. I just think you should tell him before he finds out on his own, you know? Don't give him a reason to think you're trying to keep this from him and it'll go over better than you expect."

He took his hand away and motioned for Jon to sit. "In the mean time, why don't you tell me about Mr. Perfect?"

@i-know-nothing-brooding

#v: unnamed modern au #jon: my little snow storm

jackietaylorz-deactivated202506

Robb: who here thought I was dating Theon?

Robb:

Robb: put your hand down, Theon

roombagreyjoy

Robb, fumbling through the first Aid kit: WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH HOT CHEETOS?!?!

Theon, bleeding out: I thought it was funny at the time.

roombagreyjoy

Robb: Theon, we've already tried things your way.

Theon: ... No, we didn't.

Robb: Well, I did it in my head, and it didn't work.

incorrectstarkfamily

Robb: When I said bring me back something from the beach, I meant like, a shell.

Theon, struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well you didn’t fucking say that

Robb was suddenly even more grateful when the curtains closed and he could open his eyes a little more without his head pounding in his temples as strongly. Although he was still extremely curious about Arya’s friendship with the man, all further questions slipped away every time he looked in his eyes - all he could hear repeating in his head were Jaqen’s words, “a happy coincidence,” to find him there... Was that because he hadn’t found Arya messed up and in need of help? Robb wanted to let himself believe that it was more than just that... he wanted to believe that the strange feelings he was having were going both ways.

“Why have I never met you before?” he asked quietly and more to himself than anything else as he let his eyes drift over the things he could see in the bedroom, trying to find anything personal that would give him more insight. There wasn’t much that he could see and the mystery added to the arousal he had been feeling since the night before. Robb found his courage and managed a flirty smile that turned into a lip bite as he started over towards the other man. “I really need a shower...” he let the statement hang for a moment as he looked the man up and down deliberately. Although he’d committed to this and seemed confident as ever, inwardly he was absolutely terrified that he was about to be rejected. His nerves showed for only a second when he lifted one hand and it shook slightly while placing it on Jaqen’s chest. “But I’d really like to say thank you once I’ve cleaned up a little...” fingers trailed down, “Or you could come with me and we could make a whole day of it.”

His breathing was shallow and unsteady by the time he finished speaking, giving away just how much he wanted this. Because he was dealing with Jaqen though, other things were noticeable that wouldn’t have been to others - things like the pulse in his neck beating so hard, to his pupils changing the closer he managed to physically get. To anyone else, he probably would have managed to keep up the flirty playful act, but with Jaqen’s keen senses, he could surely tell how needy Robb actually was.

@almost-tulpae

#v : modern au #jaqen : I could stare at you forever

fivevotesdown

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

#something wolfy : about

The relief that he felt about having not offended the man was evident in his posture and the almost inaudible sigh that escaped his lips. Robb could smell breakfast and smiled a little bit - he was still a little bleary and his confusion was completely unmasked at the mention of his sister.

“You’re friends with Arya?” he asked as if he hadn’t heard that clearly. Robb noted that in the back of his mind to bring up to his little sister later. She’d obviously kept this man a secret for a reason - Robb figured there might be a few reasons for that. Not only was he beautiful, he was also mysterious and a decent amount older than his sister. Those three things alone were enough for Robb to understand why Arya wouldn’t have invited questions.

He stretched without meaning to show off his body the way he did, it was completely natural, and surely told the Jaqen that the younger man was comfortable in his presence - for whatever reason. “Breakfast smells wonderful,” he said, as he moved towards the smell instinctively. His hangover was worse than he’d anticipated - an indicator that he’d overdone it more than he had planned. Not being able to remember everything made him a little ashamed of himself, although he tried to keep those feelings off of his face and out of his eyes. Normally, he wouldn’t have felt such a thing as he was pretty hard to embarrass after years of putting up with Theon’s antics and attempts to make him blush. He still couldn’t figure out what made this guy so much different and he thought about that as he ate. If there was one thing that he knew for certain, it was that Arya had to know how exceptional this man was and that had to be a reason she had kept this relationship from him. Robb wasn’t sure he’d get a direct answer about their friendship out of either of them, but he was dying to hear what Jaqen had to say about his sister.

“So you went out to protect Arya and found me instead,” a little grin appeared, obviously already feeling a little better from the food and water he’d been given if he was gearing up to flirt first thing in the morning. “...Is that a good thing?”

@almost-tulpae

#v : modern au #jaqen : I could stare at you forever